Is it gey?

This morning when I woke up and looked out the window by my bed I noticed the twigs on the branches outside were aligned perfectly in the shape of a woman's bum. just as I was about to fuf, a breeze blew them into the shape of a men's bum. Am I h0mo?

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Based on 32 votes (13 yes)
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Comments ( 41 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    Why are you jacking off to twigs when porn is readily available on the internet?

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    • I like to keep things natural

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    • TheBlindInquisitor

      Ha!

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Lol exactly

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    • Iszzy123

      We wouldn’t have a good story now would we.

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    • BleedingPain

      Maybe this person lives under a bridge

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      • Shiki

        Yeah living under a bridge with a phone and of course a phone-charger. He could charge it into the womans bum of the tree

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        • Fugazi,again

          He sounds like the kinda guy who goes to the library

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          • Shiki

            There aren't outlets in a library to charge a phone?
            And for free also probably not

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  • leggs91200

    No, not "gey".
    "Gey" is when you wish Richard Simmons daisy duke shorts were even shorter.

    What you suffer is a condition called "dumbassery".

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  • Big_Chungus

    I diagnose you with gay. We must use electroshock therapy to rehabilitate you.

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    • Shiki

      Makes it kind of terrifying that this was a thing like numerous other things they did to homosexual 0.0

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  • Youfinnadiebaby

    Did you say no homo?

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  • HolographicStability

    If you forgot to whisper "no homo" then consider yourself gay.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Yes, you thought of a mans butt while you were aroused, you are now doomed to sucks dudes off for the test of your life like dnm. Or worse blowing a girls strap wishing it's a real covk because of your obsession with trans women

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    • leggs91200

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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    • Technically it was a tree's butt, so I would need a botanist to verify its gender

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      • Mammal-lover

        Technically your the one who said male.

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  • litelander8

    What the hell is “fuf”?

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    • Fugazi,again

      I think we've got the next Shakespeare here

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      I think jerk off..?

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      • litelander8

        Context clues would infer that. But google hasn’t even heard of it. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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  • TerriAngel

    How did you tell?
    A fag once asked a straight man.
    " whats the differance between a womans ass and a mans? "
    ( NOT A DAMN THING )
    I don't agree with this fag.
    But he does have a point.
    If you want to anally have sex.
    what is the differance?
    So, how did you decide when it was a womans, or mans?

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  • --

    Funny little fucker

    Its definitely not gey

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  • buzzybimaybe

    Its okay to dream about another man's ass and getting fucked in yours have you ever acted on your thoughts because I have is well worth it!!!! So do it!!

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  • halloweezer

    you are the epitome of that scene in big mouth when andrew was jerking it and his horomone monster was showing him random images in his brain and he was getting off to a tomato at one point.

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  • SwickDinging

    Sounds pretty gay to me

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  • Iszzy123

    This is simple one if you knew it was a men’s butt from the beginning would you still “fuf” ?

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  • randypete

    go to school and learn to spell its gay not gey

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    • Fugazi,again

      Ur gay

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  • MrMercury24

    yEs iT iS veR geY

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  • Hubbard

    Wut

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    How are Male and female bums that distinguishable in twigs?

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    • My_Girlfriend_Is_Gay

      Just the fact that he knew the difference sounds pretty gay

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Yes very possible.

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    • Men's bum is more squarish

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        I don't think that's even right lol.

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        • it actually is if you're fit

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            Oh well I'm not fit at all so I wouldn't know. Not even remotely in shape. Like seriously weak and small. Literally don't even lift.

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  • tipping your twig to trees is fine but using gey/gay in a derogatory fashion is asinine

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    • Fugazi,again

      You're the one who assumed it was derogatory, I think you're asinine

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