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charli.m

6 years ago

What is Google?

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- MR.mr
  
  6 years ago
  
  best response I've heard in a long time
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    6 years ago
    
    We Mormons don't believe in google it is a tool of the Mormon devil! Using it will land you straight in Mormon hell!
    
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    - Happyyoungling
      
      6 years ago
      
      You are a piece of poo
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        6 years ago
        
        Aren't we all but pieces of poo in this giant sewer?
        
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  - charli.m
    
    6 years ago
    
    Basically answers 99% of questions here.
    
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    - dweeb
      
      6 years ago
      
      But does it answer the question, "Why are we here?".
      
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      - CreamPuffs
        
        6 years ago
        
        We are here because our parents decided to mate.
        
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      - Piggypig213
        
        6 years ago
        
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        6 years ago
        
        Especially why are mormons here?
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  This is more to educate the other great minds of this site about the wonderful aspects of Mormonism!
  
  I am here to gather sheep for the Mormon god's army!
  
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  - MikeN
    
    6 years ago
    
    Sheep are easily led
    I'm not buying you a pint!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      6 years ago
      
      Buy me a pint and I will bestow upon you twenty of the most beautiful Mormon cattle you have ever seen!
      
      We Mormons have a thing for farm animals! They're the only beasts that can satisfy our massive cocks!
      
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      - MikeN
        
        6 years ago
        
        Pint of milk it is then
        Would like to join your Moron cult
        
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lake-514

6 years ago

Why would someone write this?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  I wrote this to spread the beauty of Mormon!
  
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- lake-514
  
  6 years ago
  
  I don't know who I am anymore...
  
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  - lake-514
    
    6 years ago
    
    Should I end it all?
    
    If I kill myself my life will have been an illusion but if I don't I still won't exist here. No one will else either.
    I'll spend the rest of my life trapped in a meaningless void until the universe snuffs me out. I don't want to be here. I'm not a toy. I deserve to know the truth. But if I kill my self and I turn out to be wrong my conciseness will cease to exist. But I don't know the alternative. I wish I knew but I'm stuck in a state of horrible ignorance until I die and find out the "truth".
    
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    - Happyyoungling
      
      6 years ago
      
      Hello
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        6 years ago
        
        Hello my friend! How are you?
        
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IsItNormalItaly

6 years ago

Mormon girls are gorgeous.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  Yes all the worlds most beautiful girls are Mormon! We also believe in polygamy! Just two of the many benefits of being a Mormon!
  
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Piggypig213

6 years ago

I'm worried about everyone on this post 😂

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kingofthebigToe

6 years ago

I seen a couple of attractive Mormons sisters i believe they call themselves.

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leah-beth1997

6 years ago

a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a religion founded in the US in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr.

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Hubbard

6 years ago

This can help: https://youtu.be/GVJgmp2Tc2s I believe from the Book of Mormon

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yesnomaybeso

6 years ago

wait, im pretty sure mormoms arent allowed to use websites like this

aren't you gonna go to hell or something

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UnabashedUser

6 years ago

Where are my goddamn magic underware? If I don't wear them, I'll never be transported to the Mother Ship.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  I got an extra pair for you my brother!
  
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- Happyyoungling
  
  6 years ago
  
  Poo
  
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