Is it nomarl that i want to have cpr doe on me

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I have all ways wanted to have CPR on me and to be in the ICU

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  • Tinybird
    9 months ago

    I've always wanted to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on someone I have a crush on, because it's a win-win situation; not only do I get to basically kiss them, but I also get to be a hero and save their life, so I can't be reprimanded for it.

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    • up_my_ass_boiz
      9 months ago

      your crushes would likely have a more favorable view of suffocating to death, im certain.

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    • DrPissenschitz
      9 months ago

      Be prepared to have a lot of phlegm and other gross fluids coughed into your mouth. Kinda kills the mood

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  • Grunewald
    9 months ago

    It was an adolescent fantasy of mine to do cpr on my crush. He would o.c. wake up in the middle of it and like it. I admit that that would have been assault. Back then, the whole culture of consent wasn't quite what it is today... I was only like 13.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    9 months ago

    Volunteer to be the “patient” at a first aid course.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 months ago

    There's a female deer who can perform CPR on people? That's truly amazing!

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  • CDmale4fem
    9 months ago

    I'm surprised you spelled "CPR" right.

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