Is it normal for a child to be friends with a toilet.

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When I was rather young, say around 9 years old, I became friends with my toilet. The friendship started when I decided to have a conversation with the toilet. We managed to hit it off and I promised that I would come back to talk to him soon. I actually found myself looking forward to going to the bathroom. I can't remember if the toilet ever had a name but I remember we would talk about almost everything under the sun. He wanted to start dating female toilets but he was very shy and asked me for advice which I gave to him. This lasted for about a few weeks until one day no longer felt like talking to him.

I'm puzzled why my younger self did this. By that age I should have grown out of toilet humour. While I did have "conversations" with it I don't remember it ever talking to me. I would make up the toilet's dialogue and say it aloud while pretending that it really came from the toilet.

Is any of this normal?

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago | pl

    I hate people like you, always shitting all over your friends.

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    • Terence_the_viking
      10 years ago

      Oh man again you beat me.

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        They call me Quick Draw McGraw... because I am a premature ejaculator. Also, I make comments fast.

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        • Terence_the_viking
          10 years ago

          Damn i'd offer you a potato but i eated them all.

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    • Rainbow_Cookie
      10 years ago

      Lol

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      It was consensual. Despite the fact that he consider going into another business or being paid, he resigned to the fact that him eating waste was his lot in life. Oh my! It seems I may have added somewhat naughty undertones in this comment. :O

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  • ObsessedWithReedus
    10 years ago

    I used to talk to trees when I was little......

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    • Devyn
      10 years ago

      Well I used to talk to unicorns. But I don't anymore, I just treat them like any other animal.

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      • ObsessedWithReedus
        10 years ago

        Haha yeah, Cupacabras are my animals of choice, but unicorns are good too. Just so majestic...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      So did I. I used to even think that some were my friends.

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  • pacinoharmon
    10 years ago

    That's funny! I wonder where that troll went who talks about "turbo fudging" ...kinda expected him to post here lol

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  • SchizoidPsycho
    10 years ago

    loooool this is the most hilarious i've seen yet

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  • Rainbow_Cookie
    10 years ago

    Ah, I remember being that age haha good times man

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  • Larrybird
    10 years ago

    I was bestfriends with my toilet til he started talkin to much shit

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  • Dulse.
    10 years ago

    "He was very shy and asked me for advice which I gave to him."

    Is advice another word for poo? It's normal.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Its not. I gave him advice like any other person would.

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  • SkullsNBones
    10 years ago

    I think this is really sweet, especially the way you gave him advice on dating because he was shy. Seeing as you were quite young and it only lasted a few weeks I don't see anything wrong with it, we all did weird things when we were children.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I call troll.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I call dick. It must be very raw from you using your hand so much.

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      • handsignals
        10 years ago

        That don't make sense, my dick or my hand???
        Sick burn Brah!

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    Not normal. No. At all. But the post gave me a proper laugh.

    I hope this was your intention.

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  • randypete
    10 years ago

    you want to see someone to get help fast

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      There's absolutely no need. I'm not mentally ill. Are you telling me that you never did strange things as a child?

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    If you're a girl you can pee on me and talk and I'll answer.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I am but I won't. You'll have to look elsewhere for your kicks.

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