Is it normal for a child to do this while on the toilet?

This is something used to do long ago when I was a very small child...

When I would use the toilet I would pretend to be a man who had a soft serve cart in a park. I would imagine this man as getting customers. When they ordered something I would then either urinate or have a bowel movement to match their order. I can't remember exactly what stood for what but I believe urine was something like lemonade and bowel movements were the soft serve. Both me and the man would be very happy that the people had been served. Me for feeling proud of myself for playing such an important part. As for the man, I get the feeling that the reason for his happiness had darker origins... The man didn't just sell refreshments sometimes he would have nice chats with his customers. They would chat about a variety of things that I can no longer remember.

While, I am no longer certain at what age this started I do know for a fact that it stopped before I became a teenager. The only other person I think I told this to was my mother when I was still young and foolish. Why I would tell her about such a thing is beyond me. She told me that she never wanted me to bring it up again.

Just thinking about this now is embarrassing for me. The whole thing is so bizarre. Is this a normal thing for a small child to do?!

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35% Normal
Based on 226 votes (78 yes)
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Comments ( 33 )
  • OsamaBinMarijuladen

    This is freaking hilarious. Would a milkshake be a bad case of diarrhea?

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  • Fabulous

    I pretend my dick is a hot dog I feed to women.

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    • redoctober

      I'm sure those imaginary women are left very hungry after their small serving.

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!111oneoneone

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    • Geneva5

      I pretend my balls are hamburgers and feed them to faggots :)

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  • Bethie2384

    Well it is very normal for a small child to have such a wild imagination but ur case is a tiny bit odd but at least we know u have a awesome imagination!!!

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    I don't understand why so many people have voted this as not normal. Children seriously have over active imaginations and pretty much make a game out of everything, like going to the toilet. Very normal! And quite amusing may I add.

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    • Redflameshoes

      Your user name.
      Amazing.
      Totally unrelated.
      Totally needed to be acknowledged

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      • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

        Awh thank you! I love it when people notice it every now and again.

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        • TheProph

          Your name sucks.

          Sorry, had to balance out the gross ass kissing in this thread.

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          • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

            My name does not 'suck'.
            Yours is fucking tragic.

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            • TheProph

              LOL "Blue Jeans White Shirt" why not just make your name "Generic"? Did you think it was clever or something? Is that why you're so butthurt about it?

              Every one with a brain who see's your name immediately thinks of a generic guy in a pair of blue jeans and a white t-shirt. Or WORSE, they think of that piece of shit song.

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  • kingsleycrowne

    When I was a very small boy I had a very vivid imagination and I would often have flights of fantasy. When I used the toilet I used to think there were 2 spiders that lived down there, hidden from sight that would be scheming ways to make it up to the top and bite my ass. It makes no sense looking back on it now, cos how would they have survived submerged in water?
    Nevertheless, these spider bandits (I actually imagined them with criminal personalities) plagued me every time I used the toilet, to the point where I would use the toilet by elevating myself above the toilet seat and looking through my legs for surveillance. I always imagined them down there, saying "damn we've been foiled again, he's onto us!"
    Looking back, I was a fearful little kid. I used to run and launch myself into bed because I was scared the monster underneath my bed would grab my feet and pull me under if I walked up to the edge to get in.
    So to answer your question, normal. Childhood imagination is a weird and wonderful thing.

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    • charli.m

      Redbacks?

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      • kingsleycrowne

        haha no just generic black spiders and they were clothed. it's testing my memory but I seem to recall one wearing prison clothing.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I used to believe in the toilet monster. I would get in trouble for not flushing the toilet because I was afraid of waking him up. When I did flush the toilet I would RUN!!!

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  • MrRogers

    I used to scratch my legs and roar like a raptor while I was taking a dump. Oh, the shameful days ;_;

    Yeah, I'd say it's normal.

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  • Just thinking about this now is embarrassing for me.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Was about to say "What the hell are you doing watching children poop you perv?" Also this is very strange.

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  • candybee

    "As for the man, I get the feeling that the reason for his happiness had darker origins..." hahahaha! This was hilarious!! I thought up weird shit all the time as a kid, it's totally normal.

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  • TheProph

    No not normal, but hilarious.

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  • handsignals

    piss and shit isn't lemonade and ice cream, my father is a lying bastard.

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  • highrider

    My imagination as a child was so much worse my god id die if anyone found out

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  • Stifler

    Ô.Ô wtf?

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Oh thanks you've just put me off icecream 4 life you thugz with the mad skillz.

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  • starie

    Eww but it's normal. You were a child using their imagination.

    I would imagine to be a teacher and the class would be of tiny people on the tiles of the bathroom floor and then a student (always the same one, a girl) would hand in their work which would go in a machine and become my size = the toilet paper lol.
    I would rip one piece of toilet paper and then pretend to grade it or whatever xD

    Mine wasn't as gross as yours but still... it's normal

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  • SDDA

    That's kind of gross, but your imagination is very normal. Very creative. To this day I still have a sort of imaginary world but it's not active when I'm on the toilet.

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  • pinkasong

    I think this maybe some sort of symbol of some trauma or maybe some way that worked for you to get your bowel movements going. The fact that your mom never wanted you to mention this, indicates that this troubled her in some way because it was related to something that maybe happened.

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  • telly34

    I think all little kids have imaginary stories like that. I have forgotten most of mine ;)

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  • TarePanda

    I used to pretend if I didn't go to the bathroom fast a monster would come up and try to kill me when i was 3, and I used to pretend when I got tangled up in the blankets it was a murderer tying me up and trying to stab me with knifes and I remember being like "noooo NOooooooo" and then pretending I was being stabbed ._. that went on until about 7...
    so yeah I think all little kids are just weird like that, its normal.

    oh and my little brother pretends people are trying to rip his penis off, its disturbing but hes alright.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I'm on the john right now and I'm having a hard time imagining it.

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  • lex-dex

    I used to have a strange imagination when I was young too. It's strange, but it's definitely normal.

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