Is it normal for a mother to call her son “cock monkey”?

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My mom lost her pen like 4 times in the span of 10 minutes and eventually called my 16 year old brother a cock monkey because she thought he did something with it I guess. She didn’t sound malicious, it was actually funny. Originally she was going to say cock sucker she later admitted, but she changed it. Doesn’t make much of a difference since they’re synonyms...

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Based on 11 votes (5 yes)
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  • MonteMetcalfe
    3 years ago

    Hey now, don't laugh but that's my middle name.

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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago

    I do that too, change what I'm saying halfway through if I feel like I'm gonna say something off putting

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  • GaelicPotato
    3 years ago

    Beats "dissapointment".

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      ...or "the biggest mistake of my whole fucking life".

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    So according to urban dictionary its just another word for saying idiot.

    Sounds funny to me.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    beats monkey sucker by a stretch

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