Is it normal for a straight white male to periodically "go ghetto"?

I'm an otherwise normal White guy who has a habit of becoming obnoxiously sassy when provoked. I can't explain why I'm like this; it just comes naturally. Like when one of my guy friends criticizes my clothing or something, I'll very often just loose it and get in his face. Shouting, arm-flailing, finger-snapping, and suggestions of violence are not uncommon.

But what really stands out was a recent incident in which I quite literally ran into a random Black woman at the Golden Corral (it was her fault; bitch wasn't watching where she was going). And just like that, it was on, toe-to-toe with a 300lb., hair-weaved she-boon. There was a good amount of screaming and arm-flailing (even a bit of finger-snapping) before I went upside that bitch's nasty head a knocked her down against the soft-serve machine. She quickly got up and just as quickly I chased her out of the place, throwing piles of napkins at her and pulling on her nasty-ass weave.

Does any of this even approach normality?

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34% Normal
Based on 53 votes (18 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • pantyrose

    Ghetto isn't normal for anyone.

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  • sexysonofsam

    Yes Dude, you are completely normal, there will always be some people out there who will refer to as a "racist" but in my opinion they are bigots and neanderthals! Bunch of fucking clowns always want to base everything on race and gender...this has nothing to do with anything, you would have just as easily bitch slapped a white honkey woman, as a black woman? I despise people who try and base everything on Race and creed, I am a white male who on occasion have fucked black woman, have black friends and also hate black idiots who give others a bad name. There are moronic white people as well as black, so do not make as if everything is about a persons colour or lack of it! Go fuck yourself you moronic cunt!

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  • Shackleford96

    Never go full ghetto...

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  • green_boogers

    It would be fun to watch you get beat up by a cop. How hilarious.

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  • iEatZombies_

    My favorite part was the soft-serve machine. I don't know why.

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  • IMissMary

    LOL.... Good for you!

    Nice story!

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  • Freedom_

    Gay black penis envy...

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    • Mytwin295

      cards against humanity?

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  • palepunk

    If you're trying to be funny, you're failing miserably. Do you enjoy being a racist?

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    • Crvsades

      Shut up you liberal wuss.

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  • disthing

    The perfect story to tell around the camp fire :)

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  • charli.m

    Hah. Knew this was you. You're really very good at painting the picture.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Sounds like you've been channeling your inner gay black man, rather than a straight black thug.

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  • Petrichor.

    Read the title and, for a moment I actually thought this might be serious, but then I remembered this is IIN; domicile of trolls.

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  • There's a video of a white guy that flips out like that finger snapping, hand clapping "ooooh guuurl" its hilarious. YouTube it its like woman steals from Walmart pepper spray white guy blind

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  • wistfulmaiden

    I thought you meant, youre a straight white guy who occasionally likes to have sex with ghetto girls.

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  • IIN2?uestionlife

    Lol would like to see this in person. Sounds like that white guy from undercover brother going all nuts and shit haha.

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