Is it normal for guys to pee sitting down at night?

If I need to go at night, I find the bathroom in darkness, aim in darkness, and maintain my aim by sound until I'm done.
(I can see enough from the ambient lighting from outside.)

I just recently heard that some of the guys I know sit down like ladies when having a piss at night.
I'm sticking with my method, but I'd like to find out which method is more common.

So... Is that normal? What do you do?

I pee standing up. (all the time) 22
I pee sitting down. (all the time) 26
I pee sitting down at night only. 21
I pee sitting down while dumping only. 30
I switch on the light. 5
I'm a girl and I understand that this poll is directed at men. 36
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Comments ( 37 )
  • YumInsanity

    It's hilarious that so many men attach a masculine sense of acheivement to pissing while standing up

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    • It is rather comical, but so are the countless other masculine stereotypes. I have been peeing sitting down since I realized that I would avoid having urine splash back up onto my legs/pants. That's being tall in a world made for shorter people for you. Maybe if the toilet was higher up...

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I'm a girl and I pee standing up (all the time).

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    • iin2want2know

      Wow, you must have really good aim.

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    • BurnaBaby27

      Why?

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Why do men?

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        • BurnaBaby27

          I have no clue. I'd want to sit down to pee either way, so I'm confused as to why you're going out of your way to stand..

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          • KeddersPrincess

            You know I don't actually pee standing up right? It was just a penis joke.

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            • BurnaBaby27

              O_o. I knew that..yeah..I uh..

              Lol.

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    • FocoUS

      How?

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      • KeddersPrincess

        With my penis. Doesn't everyone have one?

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Only if I am too drunk to be able to maintain steady aim while standing.

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  • anti-hero

    Only if you are Larry David.

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  • disthing

    Ratio of me peeing standing up to me peeing sitting down is 1:1. Day or night, there's no logic in it. I just do what I do.

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  • Beach_Bro

    At least once per night, I have to get out of bed and pee. I have always avoided turning on the light because it bothers my eyes, and found it easier in my half-awake state to just sit down and empty my bladder. By not turning on the light, it made it easier to go back to sleep.

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  • gr8scot

    Sit down. Can't be bothered to aim while half-asleep.

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  • hoodiesareawesome

    i only sit down in the morn, every guy has the same thing then,

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    IIN I am creeped out at all the men admitting they sit down to go to the toilet? I thought they always stood. Except when making a number two of course.

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  • Hippie

    If its nighttime, people can be tired. So why not sit?

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    What good is it to anyone if I stand? Sitting is more comfortable anyway and you don't make other people sit in your piss. I'm a social pisser.

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  • I only piss in plastic bottles.Light or no lights

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  • Subfinmatic

    It all depends on ambient lighting. But standing for both cases.

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  • s77

    Watch out for your friends. Gay.

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  • Only if i'm pooping.

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  • NotFloydzie

    If I had a penis, I would tell you. But sadly, I don't have one.

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    • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

      Why sadly? I'm glad I have a vagina.

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      • disthing

        I'm glad you do too.

        That's a weird sentence isn't it :/

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        • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

          I don't find it weird babe ;)

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      • Couman

        But it would be cool to have both.

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        • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

          Yeah. I would have sex with myself.

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    • anti-hero

      Wanna borrow mine? We could do a weekend trade.

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      • NotFloydzie

        No, I don't like vibrators.

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        • anti-hero

          haha but I have a real penis, it only vibrates when I drink too much coffee.

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  • Don't be a pussy! Stand up and piss like a man! if you happen to miss or spill all over the floor... well, too bad. Hopefully you have a woman to clean it up!

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    • Dad

      I take it that LiveGIrlsDon'tSayYes to you?
      I wonder why!

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      • Man, please be funny.. at least once in your life.

        If you lack a sense of humour or don't like my jokes -fair enough, nothing to see here -move on.

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        • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

          I'm sorry to interrupt but what Dad said was fucking hilarious.
          You're the one who picked the creepy name. You seriously thought no one would tease you a little on that?

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