Is it normal for me to be incredibly, unhealthily gay?
Every day I feel the urge to make out with a man incredibly incredibly hard. This is not regular homosexuality. This is true chaotic homosexuality that I simply cannot control.
I'm sure you progressive FUCKS will tell me its okay to be gay, but believe me, this is not just gay. This is beyond gay.
This is a VERY SERIOUS question. I want answers.