Is it normal for me to be incredibly, unhealthily gay?

Every day I feel the urge to make out with a man incredibly incredibly hard. This is not regular homosexuality. This is true chaotic homosexuality that I simply cannot control.

I'm sure you progressive FUCKS will tell me its okay to be gay, but believe me, this is not just gay. This is beyond gay.

This is a VERY SERIOUS question. I want answers.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    You should see a professional, as Swick says this isn’t about being gay it’s about impulse control.

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    • CountessDouche

      True chaotic homosexuality

      Beyond gay.

      I'm sorry hahaha, I can't even give advice because I'm laughing

      Listen to the mature people, OP I'm sure they've given good advice

      Aggresive, chaotic homosexuality lol

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  • SwickDinging

    This isn't really about your sexual orientation. You sound like you have a very high sex drive, or poor impulse control, or something else that's causing this. The gay thing is just background noise.

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  • So the problem is controlling your response to the urge?

    Try to work out what to do if you're in that moment

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  • momgetthecamera

    beyond gay sounds like a deodorant

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  • EnglishLad

    Lock yourself in a room for a month with a fridge, a microwave, a bed and a TV. Climb the walls. Put yourself through absolute mental hell.

    Then when 2021 comes you can look back and say "What an achievement, I did nothing sexual all month!". Double whammy, you'll save yourself from getting the rona as well.

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    • momgetthecamera

      LE MAO PEOPLE BELIEVE RONA IS REAL IM-

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  • raisinbran

    Go outside and force the first man you meet to make out with you.

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    • verynormalusername

      yea, probably dont troll.

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  • Somenormie

    If you know you're that then you're that.

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