Is it normal for me to be physically attracted to my goldfish?

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Hello my name is Kyrjord..this is my story:

One morning, when i awoke to the sound of my goldfish swimming, i realized i had a problem.

I am attracted to my goldfish. I think about it all the time. Seriously, I dont even know if it is a female or a male, and i am confused about how to approach the situation.

I want to love it all the time, and really there is no other being in my life.

Sometimes I masturbate looking at my goldfish swimming around and around. Gaping its mouth open and closed. I can't barely look at my pet, because I always think about having sexual relations with it. I can't imagine my life without my goldfish, and it scares me when I look up pictures to masturbate to, and read the captions and paragraphs, below the beautiful goldfish bodies, that state that goldfish do not live long at all.

What should I do? Should I explore my desires for my goldfish? Should I seek help? Is this a common problem?

HELP ME!

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  • Jim_Pfoss
    15 years ago

    I vote a big FAKE on this, "Kyrjord."
    In any case, I'm sure your goldfish doesn't mind, so who cares what you do about it? When it dies, spring for a new one.

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  • Tarrelvader
    10 years ago

    lol maybe you should use your goldfish as condom.

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  • istrawberry
    12 years ago

    Pretty sad how you want attention from this site? Low life rofl.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    ^ agreed

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