Is it normal for my ass to always itch?

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I don’t know if it’s cuz my ass is hairy or what. My ass is clean as well, ok. It isn’t dirty.. and I make sure of that all too well to be honest. I wipe pretty roughly. Maybe that could be the reason. Maybe I irritated it by how rough I wipe my ass.

I honestly don’t know but it’s annoying.

And I already know this part probably isn’t normal but I’m going to say it anyways. It bleeds a lot when I shit sometimes. I don’t know if it’s cuz my poop is so goddamn huge that it rips my asshole apart or what. My ass is pretty damn small so maybe.

I’m looking for serious answers. I’m not trying to sound like a troll by the way I type this, I just don’t know how to explain in any better way without it being embarrassing.

It itches and bleeds A lot when I shit.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    “I don’t know if it’s cuz my poop is so goddamn huge that it rips my asshole apart or what. My ass is pretty damn small so maybe”

    This guy over Biden 2020

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  • bbrown95
    3 years ago

    If your shit is causing your asshole to rip, you should drink more water and consume more fiber.

    Not sure about the itching, though. Could it be that you have sensitive skin and maybe are having some sort of reaction to your laundry soap or body wash? Maybe you have a skin condition?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Yea I don’t drink a lot of water

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      • bbrown95
        3 years ago

        You should! It will make you feel so much better all the way around (and may also be a part of why your skin itches; I have had bouts of eczema over the years and drinking more water helped). I've made a point to drink at least 64 oz. of water per day and I have no more headaches, don't feel as tired, don't have as many cravings, my muscles feel better, etc. It's really amazing how much better drinking plenty of water makes you feel overall.

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        • YE
          3 years ago

          When it comes to drinking water and fruit juice throughout the day, I'll confess, I'm a whore. I can go for days without drinking tea, but not water or juice.

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          • bbrown95
            3 years ago

            Same here! I could really drink fruit juice (or apple cider, especially this time of year) all day, but keep it to water most of the time to watch my sugar, calorie, and carb intake! I love the flavor, though!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          3 years ago

          I should try to do that then

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          • bbrown95
            3 years ago

            Yes! It is so worth it (even though I admit, if you're not used to it, you will feel like you're nearly drowning yourself with water at first)!

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    If you're seeing smears of blood on the toilet paper that's bright red - as in fresh - then you might have tears in your anus. These can be very uncomfortable, but not really serious.

    If there's a lot of blood and this has been going on for at least several weeks, then you really should think about seeing a doctor.

    The other thing you need to think about is the consistency of your poop. If it's hard, then tears are more likely. You can get stool softeners, but something that often helps is drinking more water and eating more high-fibre food, such as fruit and vegetables. The fibre helps keep you regular, so the stool passes through the lower intestine more quickly, and this means less water is extracted from it.

    I get an itchy asshole whenever it isn't really clean, and it's unlikely you're wiping away every last trace of shit if you're only using normal, dry toilet paper. Flushable wet toilet tissues do a good job of getting you really clean. Don't use baby wipes for this, though. Those things are usually made of non-woven plastic cloth, they don't fall apart once flushed, and they cause a lot of sewer blockages.

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    • [Old Memory]
      3 years ago

      Getting into a privately rented apartment after spending years homeless and eating out of gas stations and fast food and restraining my number 2s out of lack of having a toilet, one of the first things I started doing was eating more rice and beans and just better nutrients in general, and it does help so much to poop better when you eat smarter

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Ya know, you might be right. My poop is often very hard and it probably is because I barely drink enough water.

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      • Boojum
        3 years ago

        The lower intestine (the colon) is where moisture is extracted from the digested mush that has passed through the small intestine. If you're constantly borderline-dehydrated, your body is going to try to hold on to as much water as it can, and your poop will be hard.

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  • newnormal
    3 years ago

    Just wash your asshole with water and soap after taking a dump.

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  • nopurpose
    3 years ago

    Gotta find someone to rub you, girl.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    It sounds like you probably have hemorrhoids, and suffer from constant bouts of constipation. You need to get more fiber in your diet ASAP before things get much much worse.

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  • emanwon
    3 years ago

    Dry skin?

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    You have worms

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    • CountessDouche
      3 years ago

      Yeah, pinworms. I was gonna say.

      Deworm thyself, OP. You need to, like, steal some medicine from a fairly large sized dog. Just hide in a bush near a vet's office & wait until someone is filling a prescription for their great dane...& do whatever you have to do

      Or just ask your dr...I think stealing medicine from a dog would be way, way more rational & less embarrassing though

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    • YE
      3 years ago

      If not evil spirits preying on your butthole, then it's definitely worms... which are also evil.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I never seen any of them though

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      • [Old Memory]
        3 years ago

        You can inspect your own asshole with a discerning eye?

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