Is it normal for my dog to eat my shitt?

Is it normal for your dog to wrestle you off the toilet when your in the bathroom taking a shitt to eat it? Everytime i go to the bathroom he bangs on the door and when someone lets him in, he charges me off the toilet to eat my shitt and lick my bottom. Im serious, IIN?

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Comments ( 10 )
  • howaminotmyself

    Maybe tell the people who open the bathroom door for your dog to stop. Or invest in a lock.

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  • aussiewolf

    is it normal that you talk about your mum that way?

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    • Faceless

      HA BURN!

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  • TZwolf

    Dogs will eat shit...no question. They especially like human shit because humans eat such varied "food" (which is actually nutritionally more like garbage) and digest it very little before shoveling more in. The only question here is why make a bullshit inflammatory post like this one? No dog in the world will burst into a bathroom and shove a person off the throne to eat their crap out of the bowl.....ridiculous! And to the last poster...their mouths are STILL cleaner than a human's....Just maybe not DIRECTLY after scarfing a pile of crap ;->

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  • litnas

    OMG, I dont know who is the craziest you for letting him doing that or your dog for doing such a nasty thing.

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  • AngAnders112

    it's not normal that "someone" let's the dog in while you're in the bathroom. the bathroom should be a place of solitude. the "someones" in your residence need to realize and respect that.

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  • how about feeding the dog

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  • You should all buy fairies. They give me wonderful orgasms.

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  • I don't really believe your story but dogs do eat shit. My sister's ex has a dog and he ate some, it was nasty.

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  • wigsplitz

    Kinda blows the whole "dog's mouths are cleaner than humans" theory out of the water.

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