Is it normal for my heart to hurt?

My heart hurts really bad. It's either from the 8 cups of Dr. Pepper I drank at work today or it's from thinking about all of the girls who have rejected me and mutilated my soul beyond healing.....I hope it's just the soda.

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Based on 15 votes (9 yes)
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Comments ( 7 )
  • Yes, it's absolutely normal for your heart to hurt before you die. You're not the only one.

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  • Slowlymovingfast

    It's completely normal for your heart to hurt from both.

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  • lordofopinions

    Not normal. Get an ultrasound and EKG just to be safe.

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  • Is it normal to bleed when a shark bites your arm off? probably, but I'd go see a doctor anyway

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It's the sugar in the soda. My heart starts racing and I get chest pains from eating whole cakes.

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  • Jinko

    That edge on the mutilated soul part cut me deep

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  • RoseIsabella

    They don't call it t heartache for nothing.

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