Is it normal for my wife to call my penis a "kit kat"?

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My wife enjoys kit kats and buys handfuls of them on a whim every other day. One night we were shagging and she looked at my pecker and said "my precious kit kat". I went from rock hard to limp bizkit in mere seconds over that statement. I was upset all evening but didn't tell her. She continues to say this. Should I object?

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  • mayunese
    1 year ago

    Idk whats the problem, she probably said it as a compliment because she loves kitkats and that they taste good for her so ur penis is a tasty kitkat, no? . You should ask her to stop that if you don't like it though

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      1 year ago

      Thats obesity foreplay 😂

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      • mayunese
        1 year ago

        imagine someone calling you obese because you have a favourite candy, wtf?

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      • mayunese
        1 year ago

        that's just plain rude of you..

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  • Anonquestionsduh
    1 year ago

    Y’all have a good time right? She meant it as a compliment and you’re being very sensitive about it

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    No it’s gross.

    You both sicken me.

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  • oldgoat65
    1 year ago

    May she wants to share your KitKat with a friend?

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  • jethro
    1 year ago

    Maybe she just wants to break off a piece of that KitKat bar.

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  • DADNSCAL
    1 year ago

    Hell yeah. That was demeaning and insensitive.

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    • Curiouskitten444
      1 year ago

      Could you please explain why? I'm curious about your perspective.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    You better get her off those kitkats shes gonna become a freakin whale. Keep an eye on that. Thatll make your dick go softer than those words.

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  • Orphan
    1 year ago

    Well if u dont like it u could tell her

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    at least she didnt call it fun size

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      1 year ago

      She might dump em for a king size

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    1 year ago

    Tell her it's an M&M.
    Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

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    • Somenormie
      1 year ago

      And that they want it in their mouth thirsty for more XD.

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