Is it normal? goldfish story

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I' am a 22 year old boy. I live alone in a apartment in Sweden. I have a quite normal life, I have a job and I'm quite sosial.
The only thing that bothers me is that I have this weird habit. Every time a girl turns me down, I will take my goldfishes and lick them. I also like to put water in my mouth with the goldfishes, and feel that they swim inside of my mouth.
I have not talked about it to my friends or my family. In two years I that everyone is doing the same, but I haven't seen any goldfish bowl at my friends home.
Is it normal to lick fishes or should I get help?

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18% Normal
Based on 125 votes (22 yes)
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  • mathwiz6
    13 years ago

    Well everyone knows how this is going to end, your gunna swallow it so fucking stop doing that

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    • yesisbui
      13 years ago

      haha, so true (your comment made me lol)

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Try putting them in your ass. If you get enough water and pressure in there, a good fart will fire them out like bullets.

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  • supaflyafro
    13 years ago

    I GET IT LOL! he thinks female pussy tastes like fish and fish water. MAN DATS FUCKING FUNNY cuz i heard of the sushi joke a lot."pussy smells/tastes like sushi". man ive read a lotta jokes and heard sum from ppl but this right here is funny.

    oh and its its nothing wut im talking about then dat is VERY weird. i voted not normal but normal is sumthin an idiot invented cuz only things r normal when everybody duz the same thing or is very common so FUCK NORMAL! we are ALL pretty bizarre anyway

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  • ComboBreaker
    14 years ago

    My friend put a fish and water in his mouth once and after a minute spat it back into a cup. The fish was ok and it was the only time he did it but still... Entertaining. Not sure if doing this for self pleaser is normal. Aslong as your not killing or harmnig them i guess its ok... Not normal and i think it is fabricated.

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  • lalaloveyou
    14 years ago

    This is not normal. Seek psychiatric help immediately.

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  • insognity
    14 years ago

    um, if that's true, its very very very weird .................... ... are the goldfish alright? please dont accidentally swallow them or something

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  • Jen118584
    14 years ago

    I can't decide if I hope this is fake because it's too weird for someone to actually do, or if it's weirder for someone to fabricate a story like this....

    Either way, very very very not normal.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Fetish?

    I don't think that's normal and please try not to sallow them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Normal

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  • yeah_buddy
    13 years ago

    Oh and I guess you could call those "Swedish Fish" if you catch my candy reference. Muahaha.

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  • yeah_buddy
    13 years ago

    Oh ... You live in Sweden ? I'm sorry man. That sucks.

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  • NotSoLaky
    13 years ago

    U just do thqt to make urself feel dkrty/rejected

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  • A_Man_With_A_Plan
    13 years ago

    Hei! Very strange and so funny to me.

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  • orchid1227
    14 years ago

    hahahahhahahaahhahahahahahha I can just imagine Swedish you holding a flopping goldfish in the palm of your handing joyous and gleaming and sticking your tongue all the way out- flashes to slow motion- and you lick that little flopping goldfish real good. Then you plop him back in his bowl and sit on the couch to watch some tv. I love it.

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  • KrystalRenee
    14 years ago

    Normal, depending on what your into. And do you hurt them? If so, it's not normal. Because even fish dont deserve to be hurt.

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  • BirdyMojo
    14 years ago

    You know, those fish could have several illnesses, if you want to have fish in your mouth, go get some seafood or something, don't have a live fish in your mouth...

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  • Karlk
    14 years ago

    THis is nearly to weird to be true, but if it is real.
    I would not say that this is normal.
    Did anything happen in your childhood which involved fishes?

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  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    Be careful you don't swallow one...

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  • Laren1
    14 years ago

    I've seen a fish fetish site once...

    Still not very normal.

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