Is it normal, i believe a bull talked to me!?!?!

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When I was in highschool I had to walk through this field, this field was next to a field full of cows. One day when I was 17 the field with the cows in must've been randomly opened... The cows were flocking over where I normally walked, I got scared and decided to walk around them. When I went to walk around them they were there aswell... Then I made a rash decision. I ran for my life through a group of the cows. These cows all formed a wall and barged into me as I was trying to get past (I believe they broke 7-8 ribs just from that). I then ran for my life through the 50 cows getting barged into by every one. And then it happened. A bull was stood at the top of the hill, his writhing red ballsack staring me in the eye. I'll admit, I got sort of hard when I saw how big his bull-dick was but I decided to SPRINT past him. He roundhouse kicked me to the ground and his ballsack was right above me. He then puffed "yo nigz, that what you get when you mess wiv ma homiez". I screamed and ran for my life, not sure what to believe. Did a bull just talk to me? And were his balls real? did he have plastic surgery on them!?

Thanks for reading, please... No haters!

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    Thanks for the bullshit. Get it? ;)

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  • Short4Words
    11 years ago

    Whys is it on this post that I cannot flag?

    What kind of strange powers do you possess?

    Are you admin?

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    • xRyubu
      11 years ago

      Maybe... Why would you want to flag it though? Please, no hate!

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      • TruthandReality
        3 years ago

        Cause its fake. We want real Stories

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  • Daralia
    11 years ago

    This stories bull shit AJAHAAHA

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    After he ascended the throne of Crete, Minos competed with his brothers to rule. Minos prayed to Poseidon to send him a snow-white bull, as a sign of support (the Cretan Bull). He was to kill the bull to show honor to Poseidon, but decided to keep it instead because of its beauty. He thought Poseidon would not care if he kept the white bull and sacrificed one of his own. To punish Minos, Aphrodite made Pasiphaë, Minos' wife, fall deeply in love with the bull. Pasiphaë had the archetypal craftsman Daedalus make a hollow wooden cow, and climbed inside it in order to mate with the white bull. The offspring was the monstrous Minotaur. Pasiphaë nursed him in his infancy, but he grew and became ferocious, being the unnatural offspring of man and beast, he had no natural source of nourishment and thus devoured man for sustenance. Minos, after getting advice from the oracle at Delphi, had Daedalus construct a gigantic labyrinth to hold the Minotaur. Its location was near Minos' palace in Knossos.

    ^^^http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur

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    • xRyubu
      11 years ago

      Ah, so I talked to a Minotaur? KOOL!

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  • noid
    11 years ago

    Troll.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    I want that acting group to cover this story in their show. Please for the love of god do it and tape it and someone post it here for us to see.

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      Me too, actually. I don't know who wrote this story but I did enjoy it quite a bit and think others would too.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    There's a lot of talking bull going on around here. :P

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      That deep green of your username makes me think of a forest filled with pine and spruce trees:)

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        That's the weirdest thing because I had a similar thought. It reminded me of Scotland (which has large forests of pine and spruce). My current colour (which looks magenta to me) is kind of horrific to my eyes but I did commit to going through every colour and so I'm stuck with it for 24 hours.

        The oddest thing is that I think people have started to notice me more with the changing colours when I expected to be more hidden. I'm getting a strangely high number of thumbs all of a sudden in the past few days (or less thumbing down). I don't normally notice thumbs but it's been so strange that even I have noticed it.

        The other weird thing is that I may not go back to purple. I don't feel purple any more. Maybe by cycling colours and sharing other people's colours (I was your blue first of all), I get to share something with people here rather than just share with the purples.

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  • Hippie
    11 years ago

    Bovine, please.

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