Is it normal i can talk to my animals

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So you would thing talking to your animals would be cool right. Wrong. It turns out my dog is a fucking bitch that hates me. When she wants to go outside she runs to the door and start cussing at me. My cat is a stuck up prick that either ignores me and when he does talk to me he always ends up saying i'm boring and prances away. My turtle steve is a pretty cool guy though. We play cards and talk about sports . Wtf is going on here.

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  • tylenol
    11 years ago | pl

    I like LSD too.

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    • foxyk
      11 years ago

      LOL, good one

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  • Wh0Ar3YoU
    11 years ago

    Trying to troll is it normal users? Not funny dood. WhoareYou?

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    • foxyk
      11 years ago

      LOL I was thinking the same thing! Although commenting on this post and replying to the troll is kind of fun :D

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      • Larrybird
        11 years ago

        Will you wax my testicles

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  • Dizzee
    11 years ago

    Alright Elizabeth Thornberry, I think it's about time that Nigel had a word with you about using the internet.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It's a rare gift to be able to do so. How do you know they're actually speaking to you and that you're not hallucinating?

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Everyone can talk to animals, though.

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  • animalheart
    11 years ago

    if i get you on the phone with my cat, can you clear some things up for us?

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  • DannysUsername
    11 years ago

    So, basically, you think you're Dr. Doolittle or something?

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Cool story, bro.

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  • Jackhammer99
    6 years ago

    I got some advice for ya.
    1. Lay of the fuckin shrooms
    2. Get laid. Seriously dude omfg when was the last time you had a good time

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  • Larrybird
    10 years ago

    If you are still alive by now I wish you much luck animals do the damndest things

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  • TruthWithoutJustification
    10 years ago

    Is it normal that my dog is planing my assassination, in my own room? He has appointed my Cat as second command, and and she is apparently going to be the fail safe sniper in case the run and gun mission that he and my Goldfish will be carrying out. SHIT! I think they're on to me! Quickly, I need help!

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  • Janie2T
    10 years ago

    I talk to animals, but they don't talk back. Maybe a meow or an arf. If I had an animal that I thought hated me, I would replace it. You play cards with a turtle? Sorry, but that sounds a bit loonie. I hope you are trying to pull people's legs!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Lay off the weed

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  • crazycatlady420
    11 years ago

    Sounds like you're hallucinating to me....just cuz it happens all the time doesn't mean you're not!! I'd see a new Dr!!!!

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  • aminormal321
    11 years ago

    Go to counseling

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago

    Is this supposed to be funny?

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  • gargamel
    11 years ago

    Bull.

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  • Larrybird
    11 years ago

    Only crack, cocaine, exstacy, heroin, shrooms, weed, zanex, meth, bath salts, oxycoden, speed, and acid.

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    • foxyk
      11 years ago

      hmmm, sounds familiar to me back in my druggie days. except the bath salts, of course. yeah, you are going crazy. :P

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  • snafu
    11 years ago

    too many illegal drugs !!!!

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  • aria9613
    11 years ago

    That's So Cool!!
    Though I don't rlly think it's real but if it happened to you and u're sure you're not hallucinating then that GREAT and you're So lucky

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  • hoboturkey
    11 years ago

    Let the turtle out, put the dog in the fishbowl and stop feeding the cat.
    see ? all fixed

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  • Larrybird
    11 years ago

    Im not hallucinating because it happens not sometimes but all the time everytime and I carry out intelligent convorsations and ive never done any drugs and I went to a doctor and there Is nothing wrong with me

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    • foxyk
      11 years ago

      the doctor says there is nothing wrong with you, but you can hear the animals fucking saying words to you? what doctor you going to...

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      • Jackhammer99
        6 years ago

        I think his doctor is his fucking goldfish😂

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      "Im not hallucinating because it happens not sometimes but all the time everytime"

      You could be always hallucinating, though.

      Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?

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  • Larrybird
    11 years ago

    But not evvery animal talks back

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