Is it normal i do this to tailgators?

Okay so on the highway here, the speed is 70mph. I do five over all the time, it just feels more natural to me. I don't go any faster, but then I get some a**hole who drives like, two inches away from me so I have to get over into the other lane and let them pass. Sometimes I can't merge over because a truck is beside me, so they sit on my bumper knowing the risk of rear ending me if I were to come to a sudden stop. When they're able to pass me they go about 100 miles an hour and flip me off. It just makes me irritable.

One day I had this lady SO close to me, our two cars could have been considered one. I had a cup of lemonade from sonic in my cupholder, so I opened my sunroof and chucked it back at her windshield. The cup exploded all her over window and she backed off quickly and stayed far away. Another time there was a BMW tailgating me, I had a hamburger, so I threw that out of my sunroof; decorating his windshield with pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard. He also backed off.

I've only done this about 4 times, but I'm a little scared of getting reported, but at the same time, if I don't they could rear end me and do far worse damage. I know I'll get paid if THEY hit ME but I really don't feel like having my car damaged.

Is it normal I deal with these horrible drivers this way? Or is there a simpler solution?

Advice?

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Based on 33 votes (12 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • ReoKado

    So this is how accidents happen on the highway....

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  • Jeaneathean

    Hmm. I don't think you would want to be responsible for killing someone. Or more in a motorway pile-up.

    My advice? A quick (very light!) tap on the brake pedal will activate your rear red lights. Always works for me: they make some space pretty quickly then.

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    • I forgot to mention that I also do that and flash my hazards, but this seems to only encourage them to speed up.

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  • Avant-Garde

    So, potentially killing them is better than having them do serious damage to your car? There are safer ways to dealing with this.

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  • Nerdgasm

    This always happens to me. When i notice some douche bag tailgating me I either hit the breaks or drive slow then when they try to cut me off i speed up :3 makes me feel good when i put down my window and just smile at their road rage faces

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  • somebodysgirl

    When you drive in the passing lane and block faster moving cars, YOU are the hazard. And then throwing stuff at other cars!? You are an idiot driver.

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    • Hursh, bitch.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    I kind of like this...I keep donuts in the car for cops just in case I get pulled over, then you can throw a few out the window and escape while the cop runs after them.

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