Is it normal i freeze my turd

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So i shit inside a condom and freeze it, then once frozen i take out the frozen shit dildo and insert it up my poop chute and give my self a good bumming with it using my frozen delight as my homemade dildo. . im worried about frost bite though, am i weird?

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Based on 350 votes (164 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Alaskan pipeline bro

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    • Who_Fan4Life
      12 years ago

      So THAT'S what the fuss was about. Obama and his ''Alaskan Pipeline.''

      To think it was about oil! Silly me!

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  • Bumchum
    12 years ago

    Yeh good thinkin, have to economise in this day n age init

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    How do you get the poop into the condom in the first place? Do you just hold it against your rosebud and let nature take it's course? I would think there would be leakage.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Does your poop not break or swoosh? This is the strangest thing I have ever read in my life.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    The time you spend doing that, you might as well buy an actual sex toy.

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  • EllyBean
    12 years ago

    That's pretty damn creative.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      It really is.

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  • bleach_baby
    12 years ago

    yeah except you're a terrible troll

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago

    You're missing a trick. If you do this with chocolate ganache instead of turd ganache, you can use the anal insertion as dinner party entertainment and then serve the defrosted delicacy to your delighted diners.

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  • moomus
    12 years ago

    Space docking

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