Is it normal i get boners from my cat?

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I love my cat, I really do. She's a cute Siamese cat and I've had her for 2 years. But lately, I've noticed she's pregnant. It could've been from me rubbing my dick up and down her crotch area. Since then, I've been getting boners from her scratching her mouse toy or her meowing. Is this something I should worry about? Will my Siamese cat have my children?

A couple of days before massaging her with my penis, I've been looking at cat porn. It gives me huge boners and I jack it off in my cat's litter box. Next thing you know, she's shitting right in front of me. So, I take her feces and rub it all over my testicles until I'm cumming everywhere! It's something I should be concerned about, right?

By the way, my cat's name is Crusty. :D

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    2 out of 10. Must try harder.

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  • [email protected]
    12 years ago

    beastiality,wtf is wrong with u....i dont no if anybody would want u, but i usually tell ppl like u to go find a human.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    no i think this is fake what you and they call smurf

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    • coolio75650932
      10 years ago

      Super
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      Forum

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  • bigfatpoo
    11 years ago

    lol. One of the funniest things i've read on hear, well done mate.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    whatever

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  • Melloman3
    12 years ago

    wow this is so fake because cats cannot get pregnant from humans you dumb piece of shit

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      yep

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  • rayst
    12 years ago

    Quite entertaining but too obviously fake

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      How is it fake dumb ass?

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      • Sidekickz
        12 years ago

        you cant get a cat pregnant with human semen

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  • Tisgranum
    12 years ago

    Jesus fuckin H man you're sick. This is very disturbing, very disgusting stuff.

    No, it's not normal and it's not acceptable either.

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago

    go die

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