Is it normal i have so much rage?

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I hate so many people. Stupid helicopter moms, people who have EVER said somebody's life (that the somebody was happy with, this does not apply to obvious things like the homeless, etc.) is sad and that person needs a girlfriend, fucking chauvinistic assholes, the PC police, people like Jack Thompson, condescending asswipes, arrogant asswipes all piss me off to the point that I am shaking. Leave other people alone. If I was male I would get so much shit for my life. Guess what? I'm antisocial because I HATE YOU. I'm socially awkward and I'm fucking thankful for it.

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Based on 38 votes (26 yes)

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masav

11 years ago

One day I ate A pie and I thought it tasted disgusting so I stabbed thr waiters tie with an apple seed and screamed while having sex with a lamp

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masav

11 years ago

You mad bro?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Nope.
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

I liked how you only said "chaivanistic" and not the negative feminists.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

"I have so much rage"

Someone who says this is usually a puss, the word "rage" just lacks credit and believability.

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masav

11 years ago

Nummy nummy

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masav

11 years ago

I. Want. A. Cake.

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masav

11 years ago

Baaaaaaaaaaa

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masav

11 years ago

The water washed away

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masav

11 years ago

Tdfddfg

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masav

11 years ago

Grease?

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masav

11 years ago

Cheese please it's covered with grease

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masav

11 years ago

Ehsjdjskakdkdkqisgakwgldodmjavgcakdkq

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masav

11 years ago

I am liking the rainbows off the demented 105 legged pole called CHIM CHOW

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masav

11 years ago

I've been Chewing the rhubarb under my gate

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masav

11 years ago

Dancing with SUPREME corn chips
SHAKE IT BABY
GASSSSSSSSSSS

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masav

11 years ago

Nummy mummy in my tummy

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masav

11 years ago

With FRIES
Nummy nummy

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masav

11 years ago

Masav is back
For the potato

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Between "Anonymous Poll Creator", and "masav", in the wise words of Ron Burngundy, "That escalated fast."

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FrancoisDillinger

11 years ago

"there's something ugly in me and it wants out."

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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

Oh cool, a hate post!
People who get offended easily annoy me. The worst. And when I tell them that they shouldn't allow others to have so much control over their emotions they get angrier. People who have obvious faults and bash others' faults like it's going out of style annoy me. People who procreate with little regard for life anger me. People who have to stick their dicks in every subject (meaning that no matter the topic, they try to turn the spotlight on themselves and their issues, whether it be relevant or not) and people who complain that they deserve more than they are willing to put in.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Either you're on 'roids, or you're just a teenager and it'll pass.

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

I take the bathsalts diet

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masav

11 years ago

R u dis

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masav

11 years ago

Take a chill pill brag

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masav

11 years ago

I eat meat everyday

Got prob?

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

I already did, that can was your mothers vagina!

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masav

11 years ago

Hand

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masav

11 years ago

Cop

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masav

11 years ago

Skitz

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masav

11 years ago

Rr

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Man, this mofunking basement is the SHIT I might do another seance LOL

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masav

11 years ago

Yup

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masav

11 years ago

I think your a sexy beast I want you to have sex with a can

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masav

11 years ago

Lol

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masav

11 years ago

The existence of the earth depends on the expansion of the sun

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Why was it offensive?

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Nigga I shot Tekishoyana becuz she stole meh koolaid n didunt aks!

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masav

11 years ago

It was utterly offensive

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

No how did u like my story???

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masav

11 years ago

Woh

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u----u. Is a pillow <-

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masav

11 years ago

Are you a ginger

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

She dead man she dead so how did u lyke my story up there? I wrote it whoo hoo

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masav

11 years ago

Tobad ya got no account youse a anonymous story author

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crazogirl

11 years ago

And I'm stealing my sistas acoount whoo hoo

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masav

11 years ago

Ding ding ding
Wew
Ya got noh place to lick guppies

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crazogirl

11 years ago

Im a guy

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masav

11 years ago

Lol I so funny

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masav

11 years ago

Tuttut

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Because I'm fucking around and my face is awesome lets turn IIN into 4chan, ya hear me?

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masav

11 years ago

Female

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masav

11 years ago

R u a male or fenale

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masav

11 years ago

Rat

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masav

11 years ago

You're a rat

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masav

11 years ago

Y u speak funny mate

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

We should get all of the hard liberals and hard conservatives and put them in an arena together and see who gets out alive lets do this shit like tha hunger games BABY!

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masav

11 years ago

Cut

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masav

11 years ago

You need a bowl cit

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masav

11 years ago

Ur face looks stupid

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masav

11 years ago

Dude wat is rong wit ya stupid moron ur nut supposed to copy me im da man u da pony get it riyt

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

ur car may go honky honky but my chainsaw goes RUNNIGGANIGGARUN

Eh im not racist just fucking around. I've got a colored TV.

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- myboyfriendsbitch
  
  11 years ago
  
  I shouldn't laugh at that, but i did.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    Glad I could be of assistance.
    
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masav

11 years ago

Tough man ayy
Brush bra

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lets get 100 comments but try to be batshit insane like my baby missing a name
  
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masav

11 years ago

Wish I had a fond break in a cashed ensue

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  ZOMG the IiberaIs are taking my children! Time for a Suicide Blitz Bonanza!!!!
  
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masav

11 years ago

Bruh

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masav

11 years ago

We gonna hit fity comment man
Baaaaaaaa

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masav

11 years ago

What wen did ghosts pop up mate
Lol
U own plants that look like dicks and poo lollipops mate

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masav

11 years ago

Is ur name tony
If it was
WHAT A COINCIDINK.
I will kil u in ur sleep MWAHAHAHA

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  How did the black woman get a check from Crimestoppers? SHE HAD AN ABORTION!
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  My name actually is Tony. Tony Soprano! And you know ghosts can't DIE A SECOND TIME MWAHAHA
  
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masav

11 years ago

Aye

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  A crazy story someone wrote on Yahoo Answers:
  
  It every started with a seance. My and my girlfriend like that kind of thing. The door opened, and Amy Winehouse came in. And Mark Zuckerberg too. I didn't know he was dead, but whatever. My new Xbox 360 turned on. But the screen was every red. The Xbox began to talk. It asked me what I wanted it to do about the ghosts. It said it was an XBox and an exorcist. Amy shot at it, but it missed. The controller started to buzz. Then it grewlegs like a spider and jumped at my face. I yelled help me! Mark shot at theXbox a blue zap, and killed it. But my girlfriend screamed and grabbed a kitchen knife. It grew into a giant sword covered in runes and she ran at me. I stepped out of the way, she stabbed Amy, and Amy went back to the Netherworld, leaving drugs in the floor. I yelled 'help me bro' and tried to run. Me and Mark ran out the door, into 20 screaming, chanting kids. They every had tree branches, and tried to kill me and re-kill Mark with the tree branches. I pushed and kicked the kids out of my way and ran, out of the childmass. S***! I forgot Zuckie! I jumped back and got him. The sweet elderly neighbor accross called me over. ''do you want some tea and cookies?'' Now, I can never resist tea and cookies. We walked over and went into her little home, which was shiny. But she grew teeth, and her arms turned to shadowy claws. ''You're the tea and cookies!'' she said in a creaky low voice. The Xbox console crawled in on 2 chicken legs, covered in blood and guts. The old lady started jerking around spastically. ''computers no!'' Zuck zapped her too, since computers were her weakness. But the Xbox wouldn't cease moving. ''run!'' I yelled! Mark went up into the attic. I grabbed a kitchen knife, and it turned into a sword. And the Xbox turned into my naked girlfriend, with snakes coming out of her mouth and eyes. She screamed and tried to bite my head off with a huge wide open jaw about a foot, so I ￱kicked her into the surviving kids. They ate her, and went after me. Mark ran down the stairs, screaming! A giant mechanical puppet ran after him. The puppet went outside and picked up a short scrawny child. The child went flying into my arms. I threw it! Mark took the kitchen knife, and I ran to receive a broom. When I came back, most of the kids were gone, but the puppet was still after us. Mark slashed at the animated puppet, and sliced its nose off. I smacked the puppet twice, and it fell. I jumped on it, and it turned to dust. It actually turned out Mark Zuckerberg wasn't dead, just attacked by a psychic. We've been friends ever since, and I live in his basement.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    I ate five pink vanilla cupcakes and my poop is now pink. These cupcakes were really really pink. Usually when I eat something, no matter what color it is, my poop is brown. Does pink poop mean I have a digestive disease? Is this normal? I'm worried
    
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masav

11 years ago

Yoyoyo
Look who's in da hows!
Yeh I'm in da hows mate?
Wot
Noh IM IN DA HOWS
YOYOYO IMA EACHU TONYYYY

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masav

11 years ago

I tried to take off my shoe and it didn't work :(
But bark is yummy with mayo num num
I met a monkey named Martin who munched on mayo on Monday afternoons. He made me marshmallows covers iin magnesium which made me make mucus

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masav

11 years ago

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
OMG MAN,BREATHE
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
I love equilateral triangles
There so triangular

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masav

11 years ago

U wanna no something
I WENT TO MT RUSHMORE ON THE HELICOPER AND ON THE WAY I FELL A MILLION BILLION MILES OFF A CLIFF INTO CHEESE MUFIN LAND WHICH IS IN ANTARCTICA AND ATE A POISONUS FROG NAMED GRAPE

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  That sounds awesome. Did you get my mushrooms???
  
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masav

11 years ago

Naw I think someone is mad

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  No, I think someone is a spammer.
  
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masav

11 years ago

HEY I DID THAT ONC
BEST DAY EVER!!!!!
I also sat on a cheese muffin while riding a unicycle down Niagara falls in Japan

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masav

11 years ago

Now now
That's a tad rude don't you think

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masav

11 years ago

I hope you step on a drill while it's drilling

LOOK AT THEM GUTS FLYYY

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I hope you get a cement block tied to you and you get thrown in the sewer, fuckface
  
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myboyfriendsbitch

11 years ago

Hate is not good for your soul. Just live and let the asswipes die.

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Loh

11 years ago

Helicopter moms...?

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

*sigh* despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage :(

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

It's normal to be frustrated with stuff like that. Is your anger about that stuff getting in the way of your life?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

jack thompson? who is this

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  The politically correct video game dude.
  
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Are You Normal?

Is it normal i have so much rage?