Is it normal i have to announce every time i enter a room?

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I share an apartment with three other guys, and I've walked in on jerk off sessions way too many times. I'm the type to make awkward situations fifty time a more awkward because I start nervously talking trying to fix things and it just makes them worse. The problem is my roommates jerk off all over the damn house, so it's not like I'm just barging in their rooms or something. So now anytime I turn a corner in my house or go to a new room or open a door I stomp my foot, cough, start talking to myself, drop something, anything to like let somebody know I'm about to come in.

It's goddamn annoying I have to do this but I don't know these guys well enough to really say anything. And anytime I've walked in it's always "Ah shit, sorry dude" like it's just a mild inconvenience. I dunno I'm from a stuffy town and around here people just don't give a shit so maybe I'm overreacting. Also I think two of them might be dating each other I have no idea.

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  • Kill_SJWS
    7 years ago

    Carry a spray bottle filled with stinking spoiled milk and spray them with it whenever you catch them beating off.

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  • DerHaifisch
    7 years ago

    Try to ridicule them into doing the wanking in their private spaces. Don't announce yourself at all but be as silent as possible, and every time you catch them fapping yet again start to act as if you feel sorry for them.. like "dude, seriously, you still haven't found a girl or guy to fuck?" or start pretending you are trying not to laugh at them and look with a combination of finding it funny as fuck and sort of feeling sorry at the same time.

    Also try to immediately do things that would kill any sense of arousal. No giving them time to sneak away start asking about the chores that still need doing or mention politics or ask if they spoke to their mother recently.

    Basically causing them to realize that they should choose their fapping grounds carefully as fapping in shared rooms often is a doomed affair. And few things are more frustrating than fapping and having to stop with unfinished while being nagged and totally loosing the mood.

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  • Jacob_Zuma_783
    7 years ago

    That's pretty shitty man, and downright rude/disgusting of them. Sounds like you just have to grin and bear it for the time being.

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  • CrystalMethodist
    7 years ago

    Whip it out and join them. This can go several different ways but for the most part will probably change the situation

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    • 7777777e
      7 years ago

      LOL

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  • Justmehere
    7 years ago

    It does suck, but, better off announcing your arrival than not. I had two roommates in college, one of whom would bang his gf (a craggy-looking, butt-ugly girl) at all hours, and, if you didn't somehow announce or advise you were there, you'd walk in on them. Not what anyone wanted to see, trust me.

    Learned my lesson the night I went into the apartment, and found his gf peeing into a cup by the closet..Should have stomped my feet, sang, or called out, hey, I'm home..Would have avoided that mess.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Yeah I moved out. Turns out they were all gay and banging each other.

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      • Sluts
        7 years ago

        Idk if this is a troll post or not, but this was pretty funny.

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      • Justmehere
        7 years ago

        Try walking in on some skanky-ass woman pissing in one of your cups...That told me..damn, I need to move..

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  • 7777777e
    7 years ago

    Jerk off with them. It'll totally strengthen your bonds with each other!

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  • getridofcrossdressingfaggots
    7 years ago

    Filthy fucking faggots

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