Is it normal i'm hiding this from my wife?

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My wife has this round cylindrical brush, the kind where the while round stick is covered in bristles. Well having just woken up and still half asleep, my ass itched and i quickly saw that the brush would be great for it so I stuck the brush between my ass cheeks and scratched it. I went back to bed amd forgot about it but I saw my wife using it and remembered. But I don't want to tell her hecause it's embarrassing.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    I know it's awful but I laughed solidly for a whole minute at this.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It's hard to stifle the chuckling. Not normal. Either you tell her now or get rid of The brush and buy her a new one. Find something else to fulfil your needs next time.

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  • Dad
    11 years ago

    I agree, trash the brush (because it will always be itching at you)
    Buy her a new really expensive brush.
    When she asks why, just say I scratched my backside with the old one and felt guilty for it.
    She'll never fully understand that you meant your Ass HOLE, don't tell her though, as you will then be the asshole forever.

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    • Justsomejerk
      11 years ago

      This is good advice.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    Don't bother telling her. It was already too late when she used it. Just make sure to wash it when she leaves.

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  • Dude97
    11 years ago

    Awesome .. Ask her how it tastes

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  • beccabooha
    11 years ago

    it's normal, but you should definitely let her know

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  • BigScaryRooster
    11 years ago

    Burn the old one and buy her a new one

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  • mrsxsalvatore
    11 years ago

    Buy her a new brush and then tell her, so you can keep the brush you used and you won't have to use her new one!

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Oh my God this is absolutely hysterical! Trash the brush and get her a new one. Never tell her what you did or she will strangle you in your sleep lolz!

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  • jellokatt
    11 years ago

    DON'T tell her!!! just trash the damned brush.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You should tell her, she won't mind.

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    • pinkpetunia
      11 years ago

      She will.... Buy her a new one and tell her the vacuum ate it when she asks about it. Never tell her what you have done. Ever.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        A vacuum eating a brush, thats one powerful vacuum.

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