Is it normal i'm trying to give neighbor's dog diarrhea?

Why are you abusing the dog? What if you end up hurting the dog with your stupidity. What if the man takes it to the doctor and finds out you fed him laxative. I am sure purposely making another persons sick will have reprucutions. I hope someone stabs you in the liver. I have a better suggestion that will not harm to that dog. Why dont you just shit on his yard. Since your that much of a fucktard.

What. A Great idea. Nigga slip that dog some horse laxatives

Does it have multiplayer?

Im pretty sure thats ilegal

Is the dog shitting on your own lawn? If yes, it's a normal desire of revenge

Get a few packages of ExLax and feed it to the fleabag. ExLax is chocolate-flavored and dogs love it.

Do you dislike the dog or just the neighbour? I'm sure you can already see what the follow-up question may be.

I hope you catch bloody E-coli asshole!

LOL this site is full of morons arguing about silly shit.

It makes me wonder what on earth your neighbor could have done to incite this amount of obsession and revenge in you.

That dog might just "doody" on your lawn.

And fyi to readers, dogs can be taught better even after they've had a couple of incidents. I have worked with a few extreme cases myself. This behavior is usually a result of uneducated or misinformed owners.

Can I call you a flaming asshole? Oops I just did

If a dog attacks, it's the owners fault and if after taking them to court they still refuse to pay you can make their life miserable by putting some lights on your driveway that points towards their bedroom window to bug them at night, leave doggy do on their porch, etc. Don't take it out on the dog, his owner should have taught him better.

Here's a little hint if you still want to payback through the dog. Try sneaking him some pineapple cuts. Dogs tend to love pineapple. Don't overdo it. A handful should be enough to have the dog poo some really foul smelling poo.

But be warned, if they catch you doing anything you can get a ticket, goto jail. They can sue and have you pay more than what they owe you. Not to mention you could probably lose your job if you have one.

But most importantly i recommend going to therapy. Add it to your neighbor's comp bill because obviously you've either suffered emotional trauma or have pre-existing anger issues.

And people: before you judge, not everything is black and white. And pineapple doesn't hurt the dog, but it makes their poo sticky,watery and stinky.

If only option to relieve small amount of stress with neighbor and there is no other way...and the dog wouldn't suffer permanent disfigurement...Well, then I say absolutely. With the intention of loose stools and nothing more harmful than that. But I warn, any behavior acted on malice will only worsen. What's next , you will find yourself asking. Live with clean conscience is best option?

My renter/housemate's dog is ruining our backyard with poop and his dragging chain is killing the grass between the driveway and his house. I keep telling the renter that I don't like the dog and it's mess but he don't listen("No speeky Ingles")

So I want to "DEGRADE" the dog's HEALTH (and STRENGTH) to make it stay in it's corner & dog house, quit barking so much and either the renter be forced to take to a vet(which he can't afford!) or the dog be moved AWAY or live a SHORTER LIFE!

I'm conflicted because I LIKE the dog in someways but if he "goes away" I wouldn't miss his mess either. (also I NEED the renter's $)

What kind of Viet-Cong type "substances" would "wear him down" w/o killing him? (not immediately anyway!)

Stuff EXLAX into pcs of hotdogs. That'll work but not too much cuz dogs are so much smaller than us. They are tougher though so I'd go double what adult dosage is. Man, I wish we were friends / neIghbors, what fun we'd have. Keep me posted, i have every trick in the book. Haha.

Don't take your beef with the dog, punish the owners who didn't do shit about it, they deserve to get sued for letting their dog maul you. And I bet the dog isn't even trained properly, so don't blame it so much for hurting you.

Revenge may be sweet, but it has consequences.

@jessicahhh.. That was a little harsh to wish someone gets into a car accident over a dog.. Your a bitch. It's wrong to do that to an innocent dog but sheesh

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