Is it normal i moan and hump things in my sleep?

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I'm 19 years old and a guy and I'm a very... noisy... dreamer. I moan and hump and grind and talk dirty in my sleep chronically and constantly have wet dreams. I jerk off before bed, I get plenty of sex, I just have such a problem with sleep. I don't even remember my dreams or if I was even dreaming.

I'm going away to college, and I have to share my freshman dorm and I'm freaking out about what I'm going to do. Sleeping me is just always horny, and I sleep walk when I sleep anywhere other than my house. Spending the night is embarrassing and risky enough, how do I explain to some stranger that they need to ignore the moaning grinding horny sleeping dude they have to live with???

I'm not a perv, but when I'm asleep, I'm a freak.

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  • SpookyPancake
    6 years ago

    Don't eat spicy stuff before bed. Try not to wear silky boxers or other stimulating shit to sleep. Maybe try a cold shower.

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  • Takuto
    6 years ago

    Whoah, well you've got a problem there buddy. You just gotta hope they're ok with that or explain to college about the situation and maybe they can do something.
    Also tell a GP (or the equivalent to one in the US) and maybe they can give you a pill or advice. If they diagnose you with something this could help in college.

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  • edreams
    6 years ago

    talk to your doctor about this behavior and about your fears coming too sleeping in Dorm room.

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  • Ratmanwakes
    6 years ago

    Rent a cheap room somewhere. Otherwise you are bound for several fist fights. That you will lose.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      You're late to the party mate, went with a cloth gag and sleeping with a bag of sand.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    i think your roommate has a big problem and we will read about it.

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