Is it normal i run down my street and pee while running?

When i was 6 i was being chased by a dog and i had to pee at the same time. So while i was running i pulled my pants down and peed while i ran. Ever since then ive gotten into the habit of running down my street and peeing even though the first time it was an accident. now i do it on purpose. IDK i just like the stream it leaves behind...i think its neat.
Is it normal? im serious btw, i know it sounds like trolling but i seriously have a habit of doing this.

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Comments ( 14 )
  • Captain_Kegstand

    I'm just trying to picture sitting on my porch one afternoon just enjoying the day, when outta the blue some loon comes sprinting by, pants around his knees and shouting like a crazy man. I cannot keep a strait face while daydreaming that.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      HAHA!!!! NICE!!!

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  • MAIRzY

    Its not normal but i would love to see it funny as fuck lol.

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  • myownopinions

    Bwahahahahaha! Sorry, I know your being serious, but the mental image is hilarious. If nobody is around or your in the woods or something then I guess it might be fine, but it seems like you do this in public which I honestly do not think is normal. You might want to try breaking that habit or you could get in trouble one day.

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  • crimson1211

    Sounds like a good idea to me

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  • strwbrydnish

    That is not normal, but good lord if that's not candid and hilarious!

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  • orinoco

    But do you still pull your pants down before you let go? This might cause trouble. Doing it in your pants and leaving a wet trail would either go unnoticed or be viewed as an accident.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    sounds like you need to start jogging laps around the police station
    they'll let you know if it's normal or not

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    • rle122660

      Like your comment, angel...

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  • TheWonderer

    Poor kids

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  • IrishPotato

    Ì'd love to see that. However, if it makes you feel good, go for it.

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  • Noodleflower

    A doctor or using the bathroom before running outside..

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  • Avant-Garde

    How do you not trip on your pants? Do you do this in daylight or nighttime. If at daylight, then I'm surprised no ones charged you with indecent exposure.

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  • Watermellon

    It's perfectly normal I do it on daily basis...in fact if I don't do it enough times my face turns red and I start farting for hours and then the entire house smells like Satan took a crap all over the house

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