Is it normal i shit in paper bags

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Then i place the paper bag with the offensive article tucked up inside on a neighbours door step, then i set fire to the bag and press the door bell so when said neighbour comes to the door he/she instinctivly stamps on the brown paper bag to put the flames out and in doing so unwittingly sends my nutty turd flying allover their clothes and doorstep.

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Very unoriginal, but still a classic dick joke to pull on somebody. I would have to hate someone pretty bad to do that.

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  • Bumchum
    12 years ago

    We used to put fireworks through teachers letterboxes in their house. Lol. Silly things ya do when ya young eh

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  • ToddStellar
    12 years ago

    I did this joke on my teacher when I was younger, but it was dog shit, and not my own. The last time I did it, the teacher walked out in the middle of me trying to light the bag on fire. Needless to say, I failed her class.

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