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And not just like, I crush a bug and say "Gotcha, you fucker!" I'm more like, "So, I see you've decided to enter my home. Well, clearly, you have made a mistake - a mistake that has sealed your doom." Something like that. It's always different.
hahahahhaha thats super cute , have you ever made friends with one && nto killed it ?
It's normal, I do it to its fun to roleplay a evil super villain and try and defeat the hero/ant by sending out other bugs to attack him.
Sounds like fun. I would like to do it to you! Maybe I would say something soothing before I crush you like a bug. Just kidding!
yeah when my friend killed a spider the other day i couldn't help but tell it sorry.
lol thats fucked up are you trying to narrate some horror story involving massive bug killing
Hahahaahahhah!!!!! I think I've laughed at almost all of these comments. Haha niiice xD
hahahha I do this too! Once there was a moth in my house, and I clearly remember saying "So you think you can just flutter around my house? You think you can just come in hear and fly around without my permission?!" lol looking back on it now it's sort of weird...
Recently we had a mouse problem in our flat. The only thing that worked was glue traps- it's cruel but the most effective. and everytime i trapped one i'd always talk to them in a sarcastic sweet voice, things like "Oh your so cute (they were actually)! you're my little friend! you're never gonna come into my house again, R u, Merry Christmas mother fucker" and different variations every time.
Bahaha, thanks for the laugh. I personally don't do it but it seems relatively normal.
I have done that for as long as I can remember, but really its more like...
"im sorry little critter, but YOU MUST DIE MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU DARE BRING YOUR LITTLE ARMY INTO MY HOME!!!" *kills it* "awww, im sorry...I didn't mean to kill you, you were so adorable...please forgive me? Next time ill place you outside instead."