Is it normal i think i'm pregnant (i'm a man)

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I'm 23, and I know everybody calls me crazy but I sincerely think I'm pregnant. I'm not gay, so there's really no dude who could get me pregnant, but some how I've gotten pregnant. My stomach looks grown some days but only to me, and I've taken pregnancy tests that sometimes come up positive but when I show my girlfriend she says it's negative. I don't know, she says it's all in my head but I know I'm pregnant. I can feel movement, and I can see my stomach getting bigger I know what I'm talking about.

I'm not crazy, there is a baby growing inside me. I've been to the hospital but I didn't tell them I was pregnant (My girlfriend told me not to) and they found nothing out of the ordinary, but it might've been too early.

It's "medically impossible" but you never know, right?

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  • HappyGreenHills
    6 years ago

    If you're a male and you piss on a pregnancy tester, you might have testicular cancer.

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      Wow!

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      • HappyGreenHills
        6 years ago

        The more you know lol

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          https://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

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          • SaladRanger
            6 years ago

            Lmao

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    • charli.m
      6 years ago

      I thought it was prostate.

      Either way, it's bad.

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      • HappyGreenHills
        6 years ago

        It might be

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          Or it means I'm pregnant. I don't have cancer

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          • HappyGreenHills
            6 years ago

            I'm not going to argue

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          • wigz
            6 years ago

            You can still have cancer during pregnancy.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              6 years ago

              I've been tested, I'm clean. I stopped drinking, doing drugs, and I'm eating cleaner now, I'm in the process of being tested for everything under the sun. My child is going to be healthy I would know if I have cancer with how careful I'm being

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  • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP
    6 years ago

    You might have a parasite of some sort or there's something else internationally wrong if your stomach's enlarging. Go to a doctor.

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    • HappyGreenHills
      6 years ago

      Oh no it's not a parasite, he's pregnant he said so himself

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      • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP
        6 years ago

        Men can't get pregnant. It's scientifically not possible.

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        • HappyGreenHills
          6 years ago

          But he insists he is so he must be.

          It's only logical

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          • charli.m
            6 years ago

            Wow. Someone couldn't handle that.

            Thumbed you back up one.

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          • SaladRanger
            6 years ago

            I agree HappyGreenHills

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  • neopithair
    6 years ago

    Well if in 9 months you have a baby let us know!

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  • taylor_nabbers
    6 years ago

    You cannot possibly be pregnant unless your girlfriend can produce semen and if you have a uterus.

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  • Darkknight
    6 years ago

    Maybe just really constipated, think laxatives !

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  • Couman
    6 years ago

    Probably aliens.

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  • Indigo1
    6 years ago

    There have been cases of people not knowing they had a dead siamese twin inside of them or even a parasitical living one. My best guess is you've had a long lost brother/sister twin living inside of you since birth and you are just now finding out about it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I've gotten scans done but they tell me there's nothing there, which I'm convinced they're lying about. I don't think it's anything dead because I feel the moving

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      • Indigo1
        6 years ago

        Assuming you're serious, I would strongly recommend getting help from a Psychologist, It's nothing to be embarrassed about and all though it can be tough to come to terms with, You could have mental health issues that are causing you to perceive your body in such a way, it's worth checking out.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          I took psych meds before I found out I was pregnant then I stopped taking them when I quit the drinking and the drugs.

          But I took them for anger management not for being crazy or delusional.

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  • sarahJackson
    6 years ago

    it's probably gas moving around you ninkenpoop.

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  • Dorellia
    6 years ago

    how's the baby?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I lost the pregnancy. I just woke up one day and I didn't feel anymore moving and my stomach looked flat. I haven't told anyone yet but I'm drinking myself into a coma everyday since then. I did nothing wrong I don't know how I lost it, I was so careful.

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  • Geirhardr
    6 years ago

    Go to a therapist. You could be fabricating the positive test and your stomach bulging in your mind. I seriously recommend going to a therapist.

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  • llamalover
    6 years ago

    get help from a Psychologist. Please.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Why

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      • llamalover
        6 years ago

        Because you are a DUDE. If you think you are pregnant then you need to talk to a psychologist because you have something wrong with your brain.

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  • Knightmare
    6 years ago

    ... Pics or it's not real.

    Also, you don't drink do you?

    Use postimage.io, you can delete it later without an account.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      https://postimg.org/image/yq4pgdcdx/
      You can see how it's obviously a pregnancy shape not just normal fat. I think I'm four-five months along. Please tell me you believe me and aren't just going to say I have a parasite or that I'm delusional. I always work out, so there's no reason for me to be this incredibly fat and round which is another piece of proof that I'm pregnant.

      I drank heavily before four months ago, I don't drink anymore and stopped using drugs, I'm eating clean and all that, I'm not a monster I wouldn't do that to a child.

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      • Knightmare
        6 years ago

        ...

        I'm not calling you crazy, and I actually applaud you for quitting alcohol. I just don't believe it though. Go Google "4 months pregnant", the shape is different. Heck, I can see your abs still! If anything, that's the first difference you'd see, more covering the abs and not much elsewhere.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          I think I look near identical to what they show for a four or five month pregnancy.

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  • RoyalSunshine
    6 years ago

    you are probably just eating too much...

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