Is it normal i want a gay son?

I smell a legendary story. Maybe your son wants to be a pringle in a can?

Ok troll you got me,i bake him cookies shaped like penises LMFAO.

Try putting used tampons in his mouth while he sleeps. The estrogen should combine with his DNA.

This lady is a great example of parenting...

What?!! That's just wrong.
If he is gay, you are gonna make it worse for him to tell you. If he is not gay, he will hate you for what you are doing.

Why do you want him gay if this story is true? Sounds fishy to me.

Fake and spammish.

Wow lady.... Leave him ALONE, it will only make things worse!!!!

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a woman who did this one thing once that happend one day and i think it was this.

lol What the hell??

its not normal to try and force your child to be gay but like you i find myself wishing my daughter was so it must be abit normal

I clicked on the "YES, it's normal" button before reading the description.

I regret my decision.

Let him be himself..

I think you need help. Seriously, you need to get that your son isn't gay.

penis cookies? hilarious. why do you want a gay son so bad. anyway, is it normal that if someone made me penis cookies i wouldn't get angry. i'd just eat them and laugh.

I truthfully think being homosexual is done by genetics. with a little help of pyscho bitches that think forcing something so life altering is miniscule. IF HE'S YOUR SON, THEN HE'S YOUR SON, that's it, beyond feeding him, and clothing him you should just get right the fuck out of the way......weird.

Is this what the world is coming to???

what the fuck.

okay, that is weird.
don't do that.
he's NOT GAY!
he has girlfriends, he's straight!

some people just are gay, but he ISN'T.

that's just a bit sick.
stop doing that.

seriously, consult a psychiatrist or something.

i mean no offence, but this is not normal in any way. just stop trying to force him to be gay.

he might end up traumatized by YOU, do you want that on your consciousness?

i wish you were my mom

Massive troll.

I'm sorry but if you are so obsessed with this then I think you need to seek mental help. This is not okay to act like this or feel that way. SO NOT NORMAL!!!

Not normal.... At all

fake... but funny

are there any free background check websites?? i know this is random but someone help

So if your straight but you want a gay son, WTF!
Penis shaped cookies, who does that for their son!
I'm just blown away for how gay and weird that is.

can't u just accept your son for what he really is??maybe you're the one who's gay huh?

i think this is fake..r u mad or what...its not normal at all...

Who cares if he's gay or not? Accept and love him the way he is. You sound like a horrible parent. /;

I'm not sure if this woman is trolling or not, but I do know one thing: I flagged this as "Best Of".

Lol.... * in my mister burns voice* excellent

Troll lolololilillolkollolpoljkdsuczqm

just pay him breast surgery and do it wen he sleeps =D
(nice story troll lady but it should have been better if you were is middle aged father and wanted to tap that ass nomsayin)

I don't even know wether to believe this is true or not

Lol gay people are fun! But you should let him be, you're going to damage your relationship with him.

To the person who wrote this stupid story...
You suck!
BIG time!

Fuck you and have a nice day :)

Sounds like straight guilt. It's like all those messed up women with mixed race children

U bitch. Just let ur son be!!

It's impossible to make someone gay, as far as I know of. He either is or isn't. The schlong cookies are inappropriate for a child but better suited for an adult. Gay men can still have female friends and be into butch activities like sports. Haven't you ever heard of "Bears"? Whether he is or isn't gay, you are bound to risk making him uncomfortable and possibly insecure about his sexuality. I think that it is wonderful that you aren't homophobic, but you are taking this obsession too far. Why don't you get yourself a gay best friend? Why are you so obsessed about this? You are like how Edina Monsoon was towards her daughter, Saffy, only much more extreme. I think you should see an LGBT-friendly therapist.

You are a really stupid parent. Let your children be who they are. If they are gay they are gay. If they turn out straight let them be straight. As long as its not hurting anyone there is no reason to intervene. Along with this what you are doing is sexual harassment. I am not sure how a mother does not see anything wrong with trying to force her son to eat a penis shaped cookie. Would you feed him cum too you sick whore? You need to be reported and have your children taken away from you. You are a terrible mother.

and make cute little faces and designs on them.

how about a gay son wow

In fact, it's probably all 3.

How dare you. Sexuality is a choice . And the cookie joke its obnoxious. What a bitch.

This story is horrible! U should love your child no matter who he is or who he likes. U shouldn't wanna change him unless maybe he was a druggy.

you want what you want so.....try to make it happen

This is trolling fo sure but funny storie

why does his sexual orientation matter to you? he's probably not gay, but if he is, he'll come out of the closet on his own.

Maybe you want a daughter?

this is so not true, you’re prolly a guy who is gay..