Is it normal i want to eat raw bloody meat?

i mean i really wanna dive in to the ocean with naked body and hunt down a seal. first weaken it with my legs, start suffocate it, hold its breath, squeezing it's throat with my thighs, then bite out from its neck large pieces like a fist and then drag it to the shore to drink the blood against freezing, cut it's artery with a sharpened stone and feel the hot blood run down in my throat as my stomach heats up with it, then chew a big hole in the belly and take out the organs and hide in it's skin, it's body from the cold

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  • charli.m

    Darwin Awards newest candidate...

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  • Tommythecaty

    A seal would fucking eat you, they are big aggressive animals with sharp teeth.

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    Well next time mother is on the rag you can eat her ham wallet.

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    • litelander8

      🤮

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        • litelander8

          🥄

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  • Mammal-lover

    Dude a seal would kick your ass. Not to mention shit that lives underwater is slippery. If you tried chocking it out it would probably look at you liks really bro before proceeding to kill you.

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  • LloydAsher

    A seal can hold its breath longer than you can. Also I'm pretty sure a seal can eat your ass if it wants to especially with its home field advantage.

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  • my_life_my_way

    Just eat rare steak

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  • KholatKhult

    Nobody :
    My commie dad talking about US Navy Seals :

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  • PonyProblem

    Jesus that description really makes you look like a hungry wild animal.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Completely normal

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