Is it normal i want to get eaten by sharks so i don't grow old?
Sharks are cool, I would love to get killed by a great white.
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Terence_the_viking
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kkisawesome
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bathtub\___/bitch
The shark will take a nibble and say, "No, thanks. This human tastes like pork and I prefer fish." It will spit you out and swim away.
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gummy_jr
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Nephew7
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handsignals
I am an aged care nurse and the exposure to old age has given me a phobia of growing old.
I love sharks and would love to experience there awesome power.
So rather than get old I get eaten by a shark.
Mind Blown!
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Nephew7
Not really you just want attention
You wanna get picked at limb by limb while you drown doubt it, you probably think it's one big gulp, nope, they make you suffer.
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RomeoDeMontague
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RomeoDeMontague
You know its really unlikely you are going to be eaten unless maybe you go swimming. Take up surfing but even than they might not kill you. Just chomp off your leg and such.
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Aub
Maybe it's just me because I'm terrified of water and especially sharks, but I think if I really really didn't want to get old I'd just take a normal method of suicide. Nope, no sharks for me!
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grumbo
We all need sn exit strategy. Nothing worse than self serving oldsters sucking up family and community resources. Some still contribute. But many are just parasites.
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oreoiscream
Seems weird to me. Personally I don't know how you think it's going to be a good way to die. Also are you trying to die a painful way?
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NotStrangeBird
Give your retirement to a "money manager", best way to get bitten by whitey that I can think of.
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noid
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Imsupernormal
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handsignals
you don't know what you are talking about.
If Bull sharks are hungry they will bite a human, wait for them to bleed to death then feed on the corpse. A great white if hungry enough see's a human as a seal and will attack with full force, a Megaladon shark would swallow a human like a roadside slider at the cheesecake factory. If you can explain to me how it is possible to "bite someone by mistake" I am interested to know.
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Avant-Garde
No, that's both twitish and disturbing. One can only hope that you are young but if you are, then your logic is only going to hurt the way people think of other young people. If you want to go out with a bang and still be eaten, you should get yourself sucked into a black hole.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2008/09/what_happens_if_you_fallinto_a_black_hole.html
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bemah
That's nice, but why a shark, i don't think that would be a very nice way to die. I'm just gunna go ahead and assume your teenage boy, come on, who else would think or write that.
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handsignals
Your talking to a shark expert.
I understand that a great white is going to grab me and thrash around, I will feel a bit like a piece of paper going through a shredder.
I don't mean I'm going to do it tommorow I mean when I start to get old or if the doc say's I've got 6 months to live or whatever.
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