Is it normal i was molested by betty white?

Some people are going to think this is a troll and feel free to move on if that is you. But about 25 years ago I had Leukemia and I was on a trip with a group of other kids with cancer to The Golden Girls Set. We slept over and many of us stayed in her bedroom suite. It's not like your bedroom at home. It is 2 stories with a staircase, so there is more than one room and more than one bed. It is like an apartment in a house so it is not as weird as it sounds on TV for us to all be in there.

Anyway I was in bed with Betty and we both had our pajamas on and she was rubbing my stomach under my shirt, and then my croch, first over my underwear, then inside. Bea Arthur was dry humping me with a strap on while she was doing this. She said it was because she wanted to thank me for being a friend. I didn't really get what it was all about at the time, and I don't really feel traumatized. But I have never told anyone about it and just wanted to share.

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Comments ( 16 )
  • handsignals

    Dude your the iin king, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen on this site, the Michael Jackson thing from earlier is what totally made it. I love you man, totally cheered me up. ROTFLOL

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  • sillygirl77

    multiple golden girls actresses violated you.... oooooooooooooookay.

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  • smackthelittlefatty

    Ur a sick puppy

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    beats bea arthur

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  • shuggy-chan

    You wish betty white was humpin you

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  • MrsEdGein

    Still smells like a troll.

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  • ChelseaGonzales

    No I don't believe you.

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  • fender-3

    Yes, this is completely normal. Betty White is notorious for doing this. Usually makes people "white" their undies.

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  • donkeydramallama

    Come on such a troll. Funny how you put the thank you for being a friend in though. LOL

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  • Arm0se

    http://replygif.net/i/1023.gif

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  • DonaldDump

    Let me tell you, I know Betty personally she is a fabulous person. She has molested me many time, and I loved every second of it. You are a lucky person.

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  • dinz

    Did they sing as they violate you? Singing 'Thank you for a friend!!!'

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    • Koda

      Travel down your thighs, it's up again.

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      • Koda

        Did no one get this? Y'know! "Travel down that road and back again..." uh? mm? get it? no?

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  • VirgilManly

    Would you prefer Estelle Geddy?
    (AKA Sophia Petrillo.)

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    • Like you have to tell me who Estelle Getty is. I saw "stop or my mom will shoot" 50 times!

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