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I mean dogs dont have to worry about ever getting a job or waking up early for a job someday they can just sleep all day long if they want to or they dont have to worry about getting addicted to anything like tv video games and other things im i normal?
I love sleeping with my dog in the bed! He's cuddly and warm and sweet. Though he does smell bad (cocker spaniels are stinky), I wouldn't have it any other way!
Oh not me. I'd be afraid I would become a bait dog. Scares the hell out of me.
Now, if Betty White had me as a pet I would be soooo happy.
Not too sure about having to wash your gonads with your tongue though :-S
I always look at my cat in the morning when i have to leave for work and think ''you lucky little boner'' but it would suck being an animal.
It's normal to wish you didn't suffer from the human condition. But to wish to be a dog in particular is another matter.
I want to be my cat now she has the life she is the boss of my dog lol w
@SweetSherry--If I was a dog I'd bite your butthole for saying such foul things about these amazing creatures.
i wish i was a bear alot. they can eat alot of crap and get fat and its cute pluss sleep all winter. HELLA YEA
I dream of becoming a dog too. I dream about it so much sometimes that I wake up and try and run on all fours and crash into the wall. This is very normal. If you want I can teach you how to lick your own balls. It's very easy to do and very healthy for your body too. I suggest if you want to really become a dog you go to PetCo and buy yourself a collar and see if your mom (owner) will take you on a walk.
I sometimes feel like that, too. But then I see how sad my baby (dog) is when I leave and think twice. Would be great to stay home and sleep all day, though!
Well The only reason I would want to be a dog would be so I could anally dominate other dogs and everyone would continue eating dinner as I burst inside some warm dogina
How fun
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Yea right, Sniffin butts and limited food options?
Hells no -.-
The thing that I find really sad about dogs, is that they can't speak for themselves. It's so sad when people abuse animals. Thats why we have to be there to speak for them.
But other then that, yeah. They kinda do have good lives. It's pretty much eat, play, and sleep.
I forgot to also mention that you could have an owner who trains you to fight and kill other dogs. That would kind of suck too.
I agree, dogs have it made! Well, except for the one who are born unwanted b/c the owners of their mom and dad's are too trashy to have them spayed and neutered and mom is always in heat and slut and always getting knocked up and the Owners are trashy and sell the puppies in the parking lot of Walmart to other trashy people who think they're pure bread pitbulls who will "sick em" on command whenever brown people walk down the street. Or the ones who are giving to Sally as a gift on Christmas eve when she's three and Sally grows up eventually and realizes "I don't fucking like dogs" so then they get neglected and ignored and eventually are considered a "nuisance" and then taken to the pound where no one wants them because they're not a "cute" puppy anymore and so then they get put to sleep or picked up by a pharmaceutical company who does a bunch of tests on them and then puts them to sleep. But other than that, yes a dog's life is awesome! Getting fed and rubbed and treats whenever they want. Hell yeah!
Have you ever seen that kids' show "Martha speaks"? Theres an episode that has something exactly like this.
Why don't you go get neutered (or spayed), feed you the same dry, tastless food every day, ask someone to kick the shit of you when you displease them, and if you displease them enough, take you for a one-way ride and leave you out in the middle of nowhere? Then, tell us if you still want to be a dog?
Only if you enjoy sniffing and licking asses, wallowing on dead things and eating shit!
One of the craziest questions I've seen so far dogs are disgusting flea ridden parasites the same for cat they lick their ass holes and their crotch all day long they drool when they get wet they stink they beg and whine all the time they eat their own shit other dogs shit and heard they eat human shit too dunno if its true but I read it somewhere dogs are nasty I dunno why people allow those disgusting things inside their homes least of all in their beds yuck all dogs should be outside dogs and should be used only as cheaper version of an alarm system to bark at intruders life is very hard even for the super rich we all have our problems but never wish to be a dog