Is it normal if i only take 2 showers per a week?

Some Dermatologists actually don't recommend showering daily, especially not twice daily for that matter. They recommend about every second day or so. So perhaps your doing yourself a favor?

I just don't understand. I have to take at least one shower a day or I feel disgusting.

Well you're doing better than me as I only take like 1 a week or so. But I don't really leave my house and I'm pretty much the only one who has to smell me so idc.

I don't know, would you only wipe ya ass after every third shit?

i always forget to shower so i end up doing this alot

too much of everything is bad for you, that includes water, its fine

U nasty. Wash yer bum with soap and water after you dump. That will help.

Its alright.

awesome

It mostly depends on personal shit. As long as you're not a pubescant twelve year-old, you're probably fine.

Do you exfoliate?

nasty seeing as how showers are to clean off the oil and dead skin the human body produces daily. You’re just covered in layers of oil and dead skin.