Is it normal my bf still has wet dreams + morning wood?

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He's 23, I get him off maybe once or twice every two weeks but every time I spend the night, which is like four nights a week, he always gets hard in his sleep and in the morning. Either he accidentally wakes me up because he's poking me in the butt all night or I wake up in the morning and he has a big jizz stain down his pant leg. And he gets morning wood every single morning. I actually think it's kinda cute/funny and he just doesn't give a shit anymore.

I always thought this was like preteen, teenager stuff but I guess not?

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  • Handyman
    7 years ago

    Very normal if he only gets it once in two weeks!

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    My boyfriend is 46, and he still gets morning wood.

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  • cinderellasundergarments
    7 years ago

    You spend four nights a week,and get him off once or twice every two weeks! No wonder he is having wet dreams.

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  • Justmehere
    7 years ago

    Morning wood is normal, and healthy..I shared a hotel room bed with my hot older sister after moving a friend's kid to college half a state away, and, woke up with a huge wood in my boxers. She noticed, smiled, and joked "I see you enjoy sharing the bed with me!".

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Drown yourself

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      • Justmehere
        7 years ago

        Will do. Today, 1, maybe 1:30pm...There's a fountain in center city that's tailor-made for it..Maybe go for a beer first. With my morning-turned-daytime wood.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          Drown your inbred Down syndrome sister with you

          Why do you have to be so spooky dude? Some people actually want advice here.

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          • Justmehere
            7 years ago

            Oh, ye of little faith and/or brains..Get your hand out of your pants, clean off the weak spew or wipe it on mom when she visits the basement to do laundry, and stop yo ass from being a trollin' fool...

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  • rayb12
    7 years ago

    LOL, no words. I'm 24 and hard all the time. I couldn't imagine being intimate so infrequently, but every couple is different. Also you're poor butt, you should just put his dick in chastity problem solved.

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  • sandnigga
    7 years ago

    Hes still young so ya ya

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