Is it normal my butt is always wet?

My butt is always wet. It's been my normal for a long time, but my buddy told me that I should look into it. It seems to always have a small bit of brown goo/ wetness. Not sure what I can do to dry my butt up. Is this just the way it is?

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27%Ā Normal
Based on 152 votes (41 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • snarkygirl

    OK so are you talking sweaty wet or is there stuff leaking out your butthole? Cause that makes a difference. Its not normal to be leaking butt juice do I'd have that sorted out by a doctor.

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    • AB1234

      "Butt juice"???!! W...T...F??? I've never heard THAT one before!!

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      • snarkygirl

        Lol yeah I make lotsa shit up

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  • Ellenna

    That's a medical problem so see a doctor about it

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    • AB1234

      HAHA!! "...so see a doctor about it."

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      • Ellenna

        If OP has fecal incontinence that's a medical problem and not funny if you have it. It can be caused by unlubricated anal sex or just too much anal sex

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        • Are you saying my extreme anal insertions may be attributing to my wet butt? Have I broken a seal or something? Thanks.

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          • Ellenna

            I don't think there's any seal to be broken but you may have permanently stretched the sphincter muscle so that it doesn't close off properly. Do some googling, learn about your own anatomy before you damage it or damage it further and if by "wet butt" you mean a leaking anus you have a medical problem which will only be made worse if you keep doing "extreme anal insertions"

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          • AB1234

            Come ON!!!

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  • VirgilManly

    Clinical term is "swamp ass".

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  • deepdankstickygoo

    Incontinence maybe.

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    • AB1234

      HAAA!!! And you know the OP is a college senior. Damn. Hockey can be a rough sport!

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  • thegypsyfailedher

    Not normal.

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  • TommyWonderful954

    Try the butterfly bro. Worked for me! Www.butterfly.com

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  • Jboogie

    I just want to say.... I hope you get that cleared up dude. I really do but I was having a bummer day ( no pun intended), and I came across this post. O. M. G. The cackling I have done has made my ever loving frickin' frackin' day. The comments are classic. I love you all. I can't stop laughing. I even got choked. Lololol🤣🤣🤣 AB1234 you're awesome!

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  • AB1234

    You a contortionist? How do you "looking into" your own bum?

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  • isaiahh123

    i have it too when i play sports

    im 12

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  • Hie_Thee_Hence

    You should have your doctor check you for a pilonidal cyst, especially if your in you're late teens or early twenties. You may have a pore that's leaking crud. Don't ask me how I know this...

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    • AB1234

      Come ON!!!!! Now we GOTTA know!

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  • ABF

    Hope you don't have a girlfriend!!!

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  • randypete

    i will look in it for you

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    • Thanks man. It sucks having a wet butt, you can imagine what happens when I have a fine woman over. Soon as she sees my skid marked wet undies it's all down hill. I used to buy new underwear all the time, but I just can't afford to buy it weekly.

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      • AB1234

        Dude, I don't know if you're being serious or not. But damn this is funny. (I'm not laughing AT you, btw).

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