Is it normal my female horse comes on to me?

Well, I've had my horse for a couple of years now. We go on long trail rides and sometimes I gotta take a piss. From the time I did this, my horse takes a position as if she wants me to stick it in. Sorry to disappoint ya'll but I ain't into that beast sex shit. I can't blame her though...the similarity between my dick and a male horse's is uncanny.

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71% Normal
Based on 42 votes (30 yes)
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Comments ( 21 )
  • PumpkinKate

    I... would answer that it's "normal"... but...

    seriously? You're so insecure you have to try and brag to a website about your junk? :/

    C'mon. C'mooonnnnnnn!

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    • just had to make it clear my dick so loooooong and thiiiiiiiiiick

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      • Latter adejective seems to be an apt description of your brain.

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        • usually it's thick headed...not thick brained. nice try though.

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          • Lol... thick when used as an adjective to describe intelligence. Your skull isn't what gives you intelligence, it's your brain.

            Nice try but semantics won't take away from my point.

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            • fail. try harder next time.

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      • PumpkinKate

        Well, yeah. Those with a need to prove themselves brag, usually it's to compensate. If you truly DID have a massive wang, you wouldn't feel any need to say so.

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        • Just wanted to say why maybe she comes on to me. She never does it to any of my male friends.

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          • PumpkinKate

            Pics of your wang, or it didn't happen.

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  • Avant-Garde

    She's loved you from afar and doesn't know how to properly express her feelings. Politely turn her down and let her know that humans can't be with horses. If they could, you'd have a litter of centaur offspring galloping around and leaving hoof prints on your carpet. Tell her to keep her fantasies to her herself.

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  • GeorgeMcBob

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • TheUnicorn

    When female horses are in heat they will come on to anything and everything

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      that's what I was thinking - the mare may be in heat.

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  • matthewkoehler

    high quality troll post, I was moderately well entertained.

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  • horselover69

    Yes its normal and its ok to bang her becacause we are animals too pple has been having sex with horses for billions of years but most of it hasnt been recorded on file but also most part of it all i dont understand why its illegal to bang a fenale horse for one your not hurting the horse your just pleasuring eachother when you both have urges like a human couple do so whats the big deal we are atfer all we are gods creatchers and theres a purpose for every thing happens on earth so i dont see why its a big big crime to have a female horse as a gf i know she dont cook or clean for you but most of all she wont bitch or yell at you for doing something wrong because most horses are forgiving and loving to there master and also ppls shouldnt brag about it if its illegal because the way i see it too is what goes on your property or behind closed doors stays beind closed doors

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    • wldstallion

      I agree its to bad when you have to hide yr true love from the world
      U should be able to shout it from the rooftops

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Big dick brag imo.

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  • EQUUSEQUUS

    She might not mind, if you did her, I mean when was the last time she had sex?

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Yep everyone does it.

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  • MssMurd3r

    ^^Win!

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