Is it normal my sea-foam green pee inspired me to redecorate my room?

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For the past week or so, especially after I drink ginger ale, I've been peeing a lovely sea-foam green color. Sometimes I'll stare at it after I'm done peeing, just admiring the unique shade. It reminds me of a scenic beach, tranquil waves lapping at the shore. Anyway, I've been so inspired by it, I've decided to paint my room that color. How do I explain this to the paint store? Should I take a picture of my piss?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You've obviously never painted anything. At least you like the colour you are inspired by. Taking a picture won't help you.

    Last summer, I painted a powder room dark brown and a nice warm beige colour (has a yellow tint). Big mistake! It looked like shit, literally, which wasn't very pretty in a room with a toilet. I had to repaint with a grey-beige colour.

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    • RoseIsabella
      11 years ago

      Hahaha... A shit room!

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  • Geneva5
    10 years ago

    What does the green piss taste like ?

    I personally just finger paint with my own shit on the walls of the house - usually just drawing crude penises.

    $7

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  • squirrelgirl
    11 years ago

    While wanting to do some interior decorating is normal, having seafoam green colored urine isn't (unless you're on medication for a bladder infection, which can pretty much make you pee any color of the rainbow). You might want to consider showing pictures of your urine to a doctor instead of a paint store employee.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    You know if your pee turned green I would be concerned first about your health. Ginger ale is not really green. I know because I love ginger ale. It usually comes in a green bottle but the content is not green.

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  • Pika-girl
    10 years ago

    This made me laugh. A lot. Sorry!

    '¬'‘

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  • Faceless
    11 years ago

    Thats nice.

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  • MyHiddenDemon
    10 years ago

    Sea green is like my fave color!

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    • MyHiddenDemon
      10 years ago

      Goddamnit I wish I didn't see this question.

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  • WhatAnEntertainingMorning
    10 years ago

    Yeah he should see a doc, but that wasn't his question... ABSOLUTELY take a pic (then maybe crop it so it maybe isn't so obvious how you got that perfect shade lol) you know... unless you really don't care what the paint-expert thinks anyway. You may never see that shade of green again!

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  • Aub
    10 years ago

    I see a doctor in your future.

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  • hiddenhands
    10 years ago

    lmao

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  • RoseIsabella
    11 years ago

    Keep up the good work!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Wow thats magic.

    or

    Is it class in a glass?

    you decide.

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