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On all the posts but one, no one has commented after a comment I left on someone's story. Does this happen often or am I just cursed to end conversations? This tends to happen in real life too.
mmmm I wouldn't complain about being the person who has the last word. Either your comments are so brilliant no one can follow them up or ... the thread is so old you are the last one to read the post.
Things To Think About
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
you just have to be quick and be the first comment on every story posted for a whole week and then someone will surely post after you!
!!!
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
But it is. We're arguing over who should have the last word on here. Which will actually be me.
"cough, cough"
Excuse me.........But, has anyone seen my glasses? I'm squinting terribly here.
Nope. Your wrong. Your probably not even going to read this so yeah. I win. To the poster: you must have had a lot of emails.
Mouse's incorporeal body floated down the staircase with Sparkle Bug's spirit in tow. Mouse found Spider and said
Has anyone realised the more negatives you get the further down it appears?!?! This is an interesting development!
i have this same problem! always!i don't know if im to weird or immature or what...help!
It's a recession and damn near everyone is unemployed, but all u can come up with is no one comments after u??? seriously??
It's a curse, and.....I agree with ms_funion....which is a strange name but......ok, I'm done! :)
After many long years, on a whim, I decided to come back to this post. And, is it really true? Am I finally able to add a comment again? This post has been glitched for so long without even this empty white box for me to type in.
Anyway, with hope in my heart, it's time to click this blue button...
*cough* Also, LAST *cough*
His trusty dildo gun, used only for the most dangerous of tasks. As he stretches his arm to aquire it, myownopinions blasts it out of the way as he lands on the battlefield, Incredible Hulk style. "I was just about to take care of it!" said Jesusj...
Jumps in front Help shielding him from the spew of paintballs. Jesusj falls to the ground in agony as Fred grows angrier with this new development. Jesusj reaches for...
Started shooting OVER 9000 paintballs at help out of his mouth. Jesus comes out of nowhere and...
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Well looks like I got the final word? :[)
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"Hahahahaha that's what you get for trying to get that poor dog!" Mean old Fred turned red with anger then...
*swoosh* *swoosh* "Never fear, help_is_here!!! ", cried help_is_here. Looking at the now bleeding profusely mister Fred, help said...
"Mr. Stalone, you gotta help me get this dog!" cried mean old Fred. Sylvester turned suddenly and rocky punched Fred in then face then...
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Not sure if others quit...
Or my part is just hard to follow up
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I was kinda hoping mean old mister got a name. :(
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the local park on the moon, which he knew Lump liked to go to, but when he got there...
So one day, mean old mister decided to play a trick on lump. He went to...
Yay, okay, it's story time (but I am not going back to the original).
Once upon a time...
I think it's time for another story. Maybe the continuation of mouse, spider and flea's shenanigans.
This is Tori's fault! Tori, you and your crystal ball go back to where you came from!
Well, it's not me. This post was already a bit screwed up before I ever came along.
Yeah, you 3 ruined my my post. There are no longer reply buttons, the comments lost count and a couple things I posted mysteriously disappeared. There have been times when I could not post at all, around comment 200. One time when I tried to post my name showed up and I had to delete it real quick.
I think one of you is a hacker °-©
Well it says I'm the 304th. This place is messed up.
Also, why are we 3 the only ones commenting?
All I know is it said 299 before I commented..I didn't even get a prize :(
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I looked at the post and it currently says that we are on comment 303 (meaning this will be comment number 304). Seeing that, and the fact that you two are the only other people that have commented...
No wait, it's still help. Just not on the right comment.
By the way, because I barely have a life, I just scrolled through this entire page and counted all the comments and got to 298 (299 if you include this one). Maybe I made an error somewhere...
Question: Do deleted comments still count as comments?
Nooooo! I was supposed to get 300! I can never win nothing!
I'll just wait till we get to 400.
No I'm saying that.... If we just took out all the.... I'm not good at math.
I'm confused. Are you saying that it's 5 comments per user or 1 real comment towards the original post per 5 'last' comments?
Yeah but given the number of people who have actually commented and the number of comments, I'd say its like 1:5
Remember when we were all cheering on 200 comments?! Ah, good times. Goooooood times!!!
*sniff* No, stop! If *sniff* you start to tear up, th-th-then, I-I'll *sniff* *loud happy sobs*.
I could never delete this post because of all the love and hardship I have witnessed here. *cries*
Jesus! We are friends! Hence the "jesusandhelp" it's that other guy I'm worried about..
Yahoo! I just got a gold medal in google basketball. 36 points!! ...Yeah, I know... I'm pathetic...
Anyways, YOUR spot? Um, I think we all agreed that last place goes to me (yowch, that sounded much better in my head).
Excuse me? I go away for awhile and y'all try to take my spot? Not cool, people...not cool
Just comment on this OP. We've been doing this for 7 years and this needs to stop. Comment and end it.
No way! OP, please don't end this post (at least not without me being last).
This is getting NOWHERE!! OP, just end the madness already!! I can't take it anymore!!!
Never fear, help is-... Where's help?!?! Heeeelp! Where are you?! Save me from these heathens!!
reading every single comment I would say
help_is_here is going to win so. If she doesn't comment this comment is under her name so yh
haha last comment
So its been ten days now. Are you finally going to give up? Or am I going to have to take the place from you?
Ok. I'll check back in ten days to see if you change your mind. Give OP my regards.
Oh, dear. You're obviously delusional if you think you'll get the last word. I suggest you stop making comments on here until that fever goes away.
I always like to think that "girl" comes first. Though the OP could be anyone.
Wow, OP. People comment on this post for one full year, and just now you decide to start commenting?
Wah! Didn't we already agree that I was the last commenter?! Jeez, you leave a post alone for two months and look at what happens.
Ooooof course. I would really want to leave this post alone now just for the irony of the author's comment. But I am determined to win. Lets get some music up in here!!
Whoah whoah whoah......... Whoah. I thought we already settled who gets the last word.
If a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, would it be considered an beaver damn?
OMG! Last time I was on here, which was months ago, the computer said I could no longer comment. What happened? Oh well. ^-^ Last!
Ok. I couldn't put a plus in it so I put and.
Now we both get the last word.
W00t
I can't accept that. How about you create a joint account called Jesus+help and we can both have the last word.
Because I want to win the contest. (I stalk this post so you will never win) W00t
Hmm. Is there a way where everybody can have the last word? Maybe post a comment at the same exact time? I wonder...
So it's been like 15 days since anyone has commented. I think it's safe to say that I finally won. W00t!
ran out of the bedroom as fast as they could, only to remember that they were still in a weird limbo world. The limbo world spun around them, until they eventually landed in
Demi's gone mad! She's pulling charlie's hair, should we help him?" said mouse. "No it'll do him good, let's get out here" said spider. so they
Demi Moore. "I want to know where my husband is!" she demanded. She pushed her way to the back bedroom. When...
"It's pixie dust, I swear Just Pixiedust! See, watch this" and with that she tipped the bag of powder over her head. POOF! Devilla had almost diasappeared all that was left of her was a winking eye that faded away slowly and then pop she was gone. Charlie jumped up and yelled to the sky "WHY ME?" just then there was a loud knocking at the front door.
"I'll get it" said spider he made his way downstairs and opened the door.
"Who are you?" said spider to
saw devilla randomly pop into the story, running towards him with a bag of cocaine yelling
pulled out a giant hookah along with a large bag of apple flavored salvia.. Gems (cursing devilla for placing her in this crunktified story) found the View Source link to the web page's HTML code and deleted herself from the dialogue. When Gems popped out of the story within the blink of an eye, Charlie Sheen did, in fact, blink his eyes and then he
he saw Gems backing slowly out of charlies bedroom. "No gems wait it's not what you think" shrieked the embaressed flea. Then something strange happened charlie reached under his bed and
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Why am i thinking of sex for some reason? X0D
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ipop. "quick lick it before it explodes!" said charlie. the lolipop was black and shiny and sparkle bug jumped on it and started licking. the lolipop did not shrink but swelled and hummed, "oh no!" said spider as the lolipop filled the room. Suddenly mouse laughed when
things got really wacky as Mouse, Spider, Sparkle Bug the Flea, and Charlie Sheen all found themselves facing a large
"quit praying now charlie, come to bed" said one of the goddesses. "yeah, Ashton's got it and there's nothing you can do" said the other.
"my tigerblood says different i can sense my awesome power returning, Quick Goddesses hold hands three is strong, a triad!" said charlie wild eyed. the three held hands as he chanted his mantra, and then
After Mouse, Spider, and Sparkle Bug the Flea's souls have transmigrated from the blender affair, they find themselves floating in limbo above Charlie Sheen's bedroom.
"sparkle Bug" coughed Spider weakly "you ok little matey?, speak to me sparkle bug"
a tiny voice called out "Sparkle Bug's my name and rooting's my game"
"Sparkle Bug Stop It " moaned Spider, tinny chuckles came from the floor. just then they heard a heavy rumbling. "what's that!" said Spider his legs shaking.
Mouse turned and pointed to
vacuum hose. Mouse had tethered the hose out to spider and flea and had suctioned them back onto the spaceship.
"I thought I put you in the hyperbaric chamber?! You do find ways to create mischief! Who is your flea friend?"
Spider frowned up it's arachnid face and started spitting out RAID.
"We're poisoned, Dude!! Help us!!"
there was a whooshing sound and they felt themselves being sucked into a
the 2 floated about happily until LOOK! screamed spider to his little friend, the flea turned his head and saw a
and used it's ultra sparkly powers to make a bubble of air that supplied Spider with oxygen
so Mouse put Spider in a hyperbaric chamber to stop him from whining about his wardrobe malfunction.
This is so interesting. Hi everybody I'm new (just made this account today). Yay! I'm the new last person.
Tori! Horseback riding at the ocean sounds amazing!! That's going on my list lol
Ahh! Laying on the dock sounds very peaceful. I used to like horseback riding at the beach at the ocean. Walking through the waves. All was well with the world when I did that. It's been quite sometime. Gotta go again.
Well when I'm not working my life away, I enjoy walking, sight seeing, etc. Anything that involves nature and the worlds natural beauty. I always like to finish my nights by laying on a dock at the lake, looking up at the stars while holding hands with my special someone ;P
I'm bored now. I just finished Angry Birds Rio HD. What do you guys do in your spare time?
I have consulted my crystal ball. It has shown me that there will be many more comments.
It's Sunday evening and I'm waiting for Desperate Housewives to come on. In the meantime, I thought I would cook some chicken parmesan for dinner. Does anyone else like it?
I guess everyones getting tired of commenting on this post :'( I MISS U GUYS!!!!
Then the fish would have never died Valkeer, anyway we need more parties!
It had nothing to do with it. Just a way to entertain people.
I'm an entertainer at heart :)
Soo when I copied that link and followed it...I got a scene from "young Frankenstein"...although it was funny, I failed to see the relevance of it and pants parties lol
Swiss cheese has lots of holes.
The MORE holes you have, the LESS cheese you have.
The MORE cheese you have, the MORE holes you have.
Thus the MORE cheese you have the LESS cheese you have.
U mad?
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...take one down pass it around....
It happens to people because you say boring things that don't matter. Reading your comment I could feel my eyes start to glaze over.
Must...look away....must not...gaze upon the blandness...
Are you going to play music for us? It's been a while since I've danced to some good funk.
BOW ALL YEE HETHANS, BEFORE THE GRAND POOBA O' FUNK.
I AM THE FUNK MASTER, AND YOU WILL ALL BECOME FUNKED BY ME IN DUE TIME.
NOW KNEEL AND AWAIT THY FUNKING.
It seems like all the comments get rearranged every time I check this story. I think someone is toying with me.
Blah! Chuck Norris jokes was like soo 5 minutes ago. Gosh!! Get with the times!
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fur UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Although this has been an ongoing feud for the last comment, I feel like our exchange of words have brought us closer.
Ack!
deviilla, you would think I would learn to keep the lights off! No really, I'm not in jail! I was just filling up space on this post.
devilla,
There is a game called Lights Out!! I thought that's what you meant! Haha!
Ok, lights out! Good night
devilla,
If I remember it right I wasn't very good at it. I thought I was but my kids beat me every time! How did you do?
I was seeing this guy once. Well, until someone took away my binoculars.
Hey, I answered saying my favorite color was red....
So, anyway....my crystal ball is a bit fuzzy right now. I think it's showing me I am the last one.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...Whoa..
Whoa
I thought we agreed that I'd be the last to comment here?
WARNING!: the story below is extremely graphic an not for the faint of heart!! Please proceed with caution!
Once upon a time, there was a fish...no wait...once upon a time, there was a blue fish...no no, wait...once upon a time there was a blue fish with green stripes. One day, Mr. Swimmy (the name of the blue fish with purple stripes) (oh wait...I meant the name of the blue fish with green stripes) was swimming along. Then, he suddenly died.
The End
I got all the time in the world :) you're only prolonging the inevitable. Why not quit while you're ahead? 2nd place isn't the worst thing in world. I mean, where would batman be without his right hand man robin? (well, he would still be #1) but what I'm trying to say is, I couldn't be in this spot without you, my 2nd to last friend :)
Hi Rosey! :) welcome to the party! But I think you're in my spot! So I'll just take it back from you. :D
Oops! My spacebar must of stuck! Well it doesn't matter bc I will have the last word if it kills me :)
Resistance is futile!!!!
Last! Winner winner chicken dinner! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! W00t