Is it normal scorching macaroni guy

A guy walked up to the other day and threatened to throw scorching hot macaroni in my face, because I "looked" at him wrong. I think it's that same guy who threw macaroni at his co worker and that rotisserie chicken at that lady. Should I be scared, I don't want third degree burns or to have an anxiety attack :(

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  • howaminotmyself

    This is serious. I belive it's a sign of the macaroni apocalypse. The flying spagetti monster has been challenged! Be warned. This might get messy.

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  • wigsplitz

    Strap a colander on your head and receive your free lunch.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Protect yourself with a layer of cheese.

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    • shuggy-chan

      I thought the cheese came out of the noodle

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      • Justsomejerk

        You have to pull the skin back when you wash

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  • Amateur troll right here.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Eat it before he can throw it.

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    • gummy_jr

      Ill try :(

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  • RoseIsabella

    Get yourself some hots grits to throw back on the macaroni guy!

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man

    Burn 'em with a cigarette instead.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    Have Vaseline handy. The next time you see him lather it all over your face. You might break out, but at least you'll have skin! Problem solved.

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  • anti-hero

    Why are you all about these hot mac in the face stories?

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