Is it normal scorching macaroni guy

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A guy walked up to the other day and threatened to throw scorching hot macaroni in my face, because I "looked" at him wrong. I think it's that same guy who threw macaroni at his co worker and that rotisserie chicken at that lady. Should I be scared, I don't want third degree burns or to have an anxiety attack :(

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    This is serious. I belive it's a sign of the macaroni apocalypse. The flying spagetti monster has been challenged! Be warned. This might get messy.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Strap a colander on your head and receive your free lunch.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Protect yourself with a layer of cheese.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      I thought the cheese came out of the noodle

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      • Justsomejerk
        11 years ago

        You have to pull the skin back when you wash

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Amateur troll right here.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Eat it before he can throw it.

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    • gummy_jr
      11 years ago

      Ill try :(

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  • RoseIsabella
    11 years ago

    Get yourself some hots grits to throw back on the macaroni guy!

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    Burn 'em with a cigarette instead.

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago

    Have Vaseline handy. The next time you see him lather it all over your face. You might break out, but at least you'll have skin! Problem solved.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Why are you all about these hot mac in the face stories?

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