Is it normal that god tells me about to do?

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last night while at the bar god told me to hit the person next to me. so I did he puked all over the floor. today when I was driving on a high way god told me to drive on the side walk. so I did and I avoided a car crash because a drunk driver was driving in the wrong lane. yay god

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Based on 48 votes (8 yes)
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  • GreyWulfen
    10 years ago | pl

    Hearing voices in your head is usually a case for psychiatrists.

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    • Terence_the_viking
      10 years ago

      I thought it was ghostbusters?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    God is not talking to you. You probably drink too much or something and you are developing some kind of substance induced psychosis. Get a girl to suck the demons out through your penis.

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  • YouGotSnaped
    10 years ago

    Classic case of religious people claiming divine intervention. People, what the hell are you smoking?!

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    • Erik963
      10 years ago

      I dunno but I want to try that shit too.

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  • Dad
    10 years ago

    Did god speak in English to you, did he have your nationality accent? What about the people that DO have head on crashes does god hate those ones?
    Your belief logic is ridiculous and so is religion.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch
      10 years ago

      Daddy came back! Did you get your cigarettes? What took so long? :*(

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I like blowing my load on girls faces.

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      • Dad
        10 years ago

        I say your comment is relevant.
        I didn't vote you down, but I'm not voting you up either ie a tad neutral on that fact, but at least what you said is real :D

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Schizophrenia: the beginning stages.

    Blossoming psychic abilities or pure coincidence: YOUR CHOICE!

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  • throat_cutter
    10 years ago

    god? wtf is that?

    isnt that an urban legend or somthing

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      God is a character from the classic fictional book called the Bible. He's supposed to be like a deity or something. I don't like him though, too OP.

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  • Outsider21
    9 years ago

    God wouldn't tell you to hit somebody at a bar I know that for a fact.

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  • WishIWasHere
    9 years ago

    I would suggest you have an esp or maybe you new the guy drank to much or you observed the car driving erratically but on a subconscious level???

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  • DIYAA
    9 years ago

    it is nt normal i think ..bt nt abnormal 100% i think..did u kno the man whom you hit?

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Generally this is a sign of schizophrenia. Might want to get that checked.

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  • Sunshine:)
    10 years ago

    That wasn't God. That was a little voice in your head. Probably you.

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  • candybee
    10 years ago

    This seems too random and specific to be made up. If it is in fact true, you have some amazing faith. I would have a hard time hitting a stranger and driving on a sidewalk...haha.

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      Oh please. Anyone with an imagination could make this up. It's not hard to be random and specific.

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  • pacinoharmon
    10 years ago

    Is this a troll? I believe in God but this is ridiculous. God doesn't speak directly to us, and I don't think He would want you to hit people. If you're hearing voices you better talk to a psychiatrist.

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  • OddBallBrat
    10 years ago

    Go see a doctor, not a cheap one, a nice expensive one. I'm sure they can recommend a rubber room with a view.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    10 years ago

    You two must be very close.

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