Is it normal that he said this afterward? super awkward.

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Me and my boyfriend were doing it and something awkward happened. And this is actually a normal thing that happens to girls. It's happened in the past, but no guy has really acknowledged it, so the awkward phase has always been skipped.

Anyway, afterward he said jokingly, "all hail queen laqueefa!" and then he kissed me on the cheek and we continued to cuddle (in silence). It was AWKWARD AS HELL. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE SAY THAT??!! I'm not offended or anything, but I just find stuff like that awkward. Idk, maybe I'm just more of a serious and private person than he is, but still. I mean I get that it's kinda funny, but the awkwardness was overwhelming...

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    ALL hail Queen Laqueefa!!!

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  • imadragon
    9 years ago

    I would actually argue that laughter during sex is quite romantic, even if it was afterwards. I mean, it's better than a box of chocolate, because you are actually happy with another person in that moment. This might have been a weird comment..

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    • plainsight90
      9 years ago

      Umm thank you? lol

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    That's funny as hell!

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Btw, If I were in your shoes, I would consider this to be pretty damn awkward too.

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    • plainsight90
      9 years ago

      Thank you! Someone understands

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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    Im wiping tears from my eyes right now.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I really don't see what's so awkward about it. It just sounds funny.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    To even the odds: the next time he passes gas while/after you make love, say,"All hail, King Farticus!"

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    • plainsight90
      9 years ago

      No, he'll just laugh. Also, I don't find farts awkward.

      Queefs though... they are just on a totally different level; shame level lol.

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      • jeebley
        9 years ago

        "shame level" - well that's why it was awkward. I think it was your reaction that's the problem!! Maybe he should have anticipated that, been a bit more sensitive, and refrained from saying "All hail Queen Laqueefa" like he did.

        But unfortunately he did say "All hail Queen Laqueefa" but hilarity did not ensue as planned :(

        I think you need to embrace your queefs.

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        • plainsight90
          9 years ago

          It's funny talking about it with other people and I'm sure I'd be laughing hysterically if it happened in a movie. BUT, when it happened to me, it gave me the chills.

          It's really hard to make me feel awkward about almost any matter, whether it be break-ups, arguments, farts, burps, etc. BUT, when it comes to queefs, I fucking shiver and wanna hide.

          All I'm sayin is, I don't wanna be "Queen LaQeefah."

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          • jeebley
            9 years ago

            Hehe... I can understand you not really wanting that title :)

            (Your Majesty...)

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  • plainsight90
    9 years ago

    So is that awkward....or am I crazy?? I mean I would definitely laugh if I saw it in a movie, but when it happened to me I wanted to hide.

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