Is it normal that i always do a "poop dance"

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Okay well ever since I was REALLY little, when I have to go poop, and I'm alone, knowing nobody can see me, I sorta do a little... poop dance type thing it's hard to explain... but... I do it when I have to go and until I actually have to go.... Is it normal?

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago | pl

    It's normal, and it's the same dance you'll end up doing in anticipation of sodomy.

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  • Holzman67
    10 years ago

    are you the same person who poops naked? if so you got a strange ritual of going to the toilet

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    The poop dance is what I do after crapping on myself and I'm really congratulating myself on a job well done
    *power turds

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  • Sooty
    10 years ago

    lmao xD

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Baahaha trololol

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  • kaykay89
    10 years ago

    lol! thats funny! Id love to see that lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Who gives a shit.

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    • 10001
      10 years ago

      Well the OP clearly, or should that be literally?

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Indeed, thanks for finishing the joke.

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  • orinoco
    10 years ago

    Many do a pee dance when nobody can see them, so why not do a poop dance? It's just that I have not heard of that as frequently as I have heard of pee-dancing.

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  • Gumball
    10 years ago

    Do you happen to put your right foot in, your left out, and then shake it all about? If yes, that sounds oddly familiar..

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    • Terence_the_viking
      10 years ago

      Oh the pokey pokey
      oh the pokey pokey
      oh the pokey pokey

      Somethin something poo poo poo

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  • chocolate21
    10 years ago

    I do that sometimes

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    The fuck

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    • 20_Salutations
      10 years ago

      I think Avant-Garde is talking about the Charmin' brand commercials where a family of red/blue bears use their toilet paper and express how soft, but firm, their Charmin' toilet paper is.

      If not, then I am out of options.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Is it anything like that "potty dance" those strangely coloured toilet paper bears would do?

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