Is it normal that i always feel the urge to roll in mud?

I am a 26-year-old woman and I live alone. Also, whenever it rains, I feel the urge to go to my garden and slip and roll in the mud and grass. It is really fun (you should try it, but not make it a serious case like mine) and I feel that if I do not roll in the mud I will not be clean enough. Also I am hygienic and do take showers after the mud-rolling but I do not believe in washing hands and feet for religious reasons. Anyway, yesterday I rolled in mud and my neighbor was probably eavesdropping and he saw me. I heard him say, as he left since I saw him, "Someone call the RSPCA". That ruined my day and today aswell. Please help and don't make fun of me, I am quite vulnerable since my neighbor said that about me. Is this normal?

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Based on 38 votes (11 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • DuHast

    I think it's a great idea and sounds like a lot of fun. It would be nice if you could form a club of like-minded people and alert each other when the weather is right and all go mud-rolling together! But if you prefer to do it alone, there's nothing wrong with that.
    Your neighbour is intolerant and should keep it's opinions and rude comments to itself. Sounds like a sexual deviant too; I'd keep an eye on that one.

    But maybe you should start washing your hands and feet, though. That's the only part of this that didn't sit well with me. Religion is no excuse for unclean extremities in my book.

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    • NoBoundaries

      This comment, the mud-roller needs to keep an eye on the neighbour, golden. 10/10.

      No offense to the author of course. Your hobby is strange however and you should keep it to yourself in real life. Don't share it with anyone and try to do it when nobody is around. Maybe fill a part of your house with a small pool of mud,

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    • Thank you, you made me feel a lot better!

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      • DuHast

        That's ok. It's that neighbour that's the oddball, if you ask me.

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  • Olddelusionalsailor

    Are you a pig?

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    • Kirinkhoza

      I exclusively asked if no one could make fun of me. If you can't read I suppose you might be the pig.

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      • Olddelusionalsailor

        Are you though?

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  • Jujudog

    Sorry but why does your neighbour think that the Royal Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals would be interested in your mud rolling?

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    • Kirinkhoza

      I don't know, and I don't want to ask him either.

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  • tubbs_rules

    My friend would like doing that. When she was 11 she always liked to jump and play in the mud. I hate it though.

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  • Rusty-Rider

    What religion or cult doesn't allow you to was your hands and feet?
    Is that the one where everybody has dirty hands and feet?

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  • Troglodite

    As your neighbor I'd be baffled but not disgusted.. your guilty pleasure isn't harmful so have at it. Out of curiosity, religious reasons for not washing hands or feet?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Maybe you could make a trip to a spa where they have hot springs and therapeutic mineral type mud?

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