Is it normal that i am a jew but i'm not stingy?

I am pretty sure every Jew in history has been a cheap bastard, but for some reason I am not afraid to spend my money. My Jewish father is very ashamed of me because I had my family over for dinner and I used a product that was not home-brand or grown in my backyard. I have no idea why I am not cheap. Could I have been adopted from a non-Jewish family?

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Based on 81 votes (53 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • BlackDays

    What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?

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    • A canoe tips.

      Now to the OP: Bravo. This is pretty damned funny.

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    • shuggy-chan

      why can ray charles read?

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      • Have you ever seen Ray Charles' house?

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        • shuggy-chan

          nope

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          • He never did either.

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      • BlackDays

        It would be too obvious to say its because he's blind, so I'll assume this is a racist joke! Ha, cus he's black??

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        • shuggy-chan

          LOL yup, when i heard that one it was so retarded i had to laugh

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          • BlackDays

            I almost died laughing when I heard 'why did the monkey fall out of the tree?' Ha! Because it was dead! And 'why did the little girl fall off the swing?' Because she had no arms! I'm too easily amused sometimes :D

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  • Nogoodusernames

    Oh and i also think you are adopted

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  • capcrunch6

    I'm also a jew, and I'm certainly not cheap. Your religious beliefs do not determine your personallity, i hope.

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    • umph

      Jew is also an ethnicity. Your genetic make-up can influence your personality.

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  • bow2me

    just another racist troll, very common thing in this site to be sure.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I think it's great that you don't fit a negative stereotype. Funny how the people who hate those stereotypes the most are the cheapest of them all! But it's okay to be good in business and have a great sense of humor!

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  • swagdrew72

    I'm jewish and I'm not cheap either I buy expensive stuff

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  • somebody23

    im a jew 2 my great gradma was a jew, I have sum luck in money and a lot in life but I';m catholic by religion and im a little stingy

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  • Terence_the_viking

    i like mel gibson he's such an inspiration

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  • Nogoodusernames

    HAHAHA omfg your hilarious. Personally i have 2 jewish freinds. One day we went to pick out a gift at bestbuy for our freind and we chose a laptop then we went to go ask the guy at the register a question. The dude in front of us dropped all his money and picked it up. What was left on the floor was a dime and quarter but it went under the desk. They both we through hell untill they finally got it out.
    P.s i paid entirelly for the laptop because they didnt want to spend theyre money LOL.

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  • crazogirl

    Did you ever eat chocolate money?

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    • Nogoodusernames

      Lol u freaking made my day

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  • Seri

    Isn't 'Jews are cheap' thing just a stereotype?

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    • Nogoodusernames

      Im not saying all of them are cheap but the vast majority are. I would know i have a bunch of jewish freinds who i will never go to lunch with again.

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    • Nogoodusernames

      Nope

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  • Java

    I prefer every other religion besides Catholicism - they are the only religion out there that truly, has people forcing it upon others.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Not all Jews are like that. It's a stereotype and your family should be ashamed of perpetrating it. There's nothing wrong with buying a product from the store.

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