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My ideas, my writings, my assignments are all due to toilet motivation. Sometimes I can't think of anything to write for my essay but when I start taking a shit, the words just flow out so perfectly. That's just one instance. There are so many. I AM JUST SO MOTIVATED WHILE TAKING A SHIT!
Is there something wrong with me?
I have accomplished some of my biggest white flowing loads while in public restrooms...
Sometimes I do the same thing! Just be sure to wipe your ass shortly after emptying your bowels - if you wait to long, the fecal matter will dry to your ass and it will be painful to wipe off.
Wear diapers and begin shitting your pants. You'll be less confined and more productive.
This has happened to me too. I used to song on the toilet. Going used to give me ideas for crappy songs and poems. I've gotten some of my best ideas whist taking a shower. The background music plays, I'm singing, the rhythmic patterns of the water, and then the ideas would come to me.
I take my personal lap top into the bathroom with me at work and at many other places. For example, yesterday while I crapped at a gas station, I opened and read about three dozen emails that had piled up because I had gotten too busy on the phones at work. The only downside is that my butt almost froze because it's zero outside and the bathroom was unheated.
It's common. I get this in the bathtub, and I think I know the reason why.
These days, people spend far less time alone than they used to. The times that they are alone, they're usually accompanied by some form of distraction, whether it's a computer, television, music or what have you. Technology has its advantages, but this is one of the downsides: when you're always engaged in something, you rarely have time to just sit and think. Or as in your case, shit and think.
My hypothesis is that when you're in the bathroom, there's not much to distract you, therefore you pay attention to your ideas and become motivated.