Is it normal that i can create lightning?

Ok everyone, I'm going to tell you my story and every word of it is true. I want to know why or if it's normal that I'm the only person on this planet who can summon the forces of nature by accident. It feels really weird to be me that's why I'm asking this question and I am very interested in what other normal people think.

It all started when I was in college and I got this bright idea that I wanted to build a perpetual motion machine to solve the world's energy and environmental crisis. I was always a very smart student so I knew what I was trying to do was supposed to be impossible, but I believed in it anyway.

So I built this simple machine that has twelve magnets, six on one wheel and six on the other and the two wheels are interlocking. The first time I built this machine and spun it I thought it started accelerating on it's own. Then it smashed into itself and the next thing I heard was rain pouring outside but the sun was still shining on the ground.

I ran to the store and met this girl who said her name was Crystal Lee and it seemed like she was like, out of this world. Then I rebuilt my machine a couple times with this additional element added to it. Now in this new iteration the machine seemed to cause lightning storms in the sky. Also one time a tornado came and almost ripped up a tree in my yard.

I thought I was like the new Zeus or Thor or something and I got all excited. But anybody who I told about this just thought I was crazy. So the third time the machine "made" a lightning storm and I modified the machine again and added an additional element. On this third time after the lightning storm I was in my yard and the scariest thing happened to me.

I saw this strange thing, like some kind of animal, dropped down from a branch of a tree and run passed my car in the drive way. There were three of them and they were like, nothing I'd ever seen or heard of before. I was scared of them but they seemed to be scared of me too. Like they were watching me and feeling the same things I was feeling. At first I wanted to confront them as they were hiding in a bush in my yard but I got scared so I called my friend. I told him what happened and he said I could stay at his house for the night.

The next day I went around the yard wielding a long metal pipe and looking for the "things." But apparently, they were gone.