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Is it norm that I can go a month without taking a shit? I do not have any issues when I do this, except I take an enema afterwards. Is this a Guinness World record out of curiosity?
There must be a load of nasty shit inside there struggling to jump out in reality. Don't you care about your health, dear? Please, do something to take a shit like a healthy person.
I think Elvis had gone a few months when he died, so I'm just sayin it's probably not a record. But if this is true... you're pushing the envelope. If I was the doctor supervising this lifestyle activity, I'd be urging you not to go ahead with it...
I'm sorry but I find it really hard to understand how you say you can go a month without having a poo! Needless to say it's dangerous for your general health and well being for a start. Imagine all that toxic waste that needs to be rid of out of your body? All those gasses, germs all going into your blood stream! All that poo that will be accumulated in your intestines causing you major and I mean major discomfort, I dread to think how this can be normal for let alone you or for anyone for that matter!
I had an operation 20 years ago for a hip dislocation to be corrected and because of the strong pain killing meds I was on I was really constipated for at least 7 days and I can't even begin to tell you just how really awful that was! It was my worst nightmare ever that's for sure. By about day 3 I had no appetite, I felt like I couldn't taste food at all and it was because I was so constipated and I had so much wind that smelt offensive because of all the gasses. It felt like the worst belly ache ever and by day 5, I was in total agony... So close to vomiting, I looked so pale and pasty, I was eating only fibre foods mainly Weetabix and All Bran as well so much clear fluids to get my bowels moving but nope nothing worked. Even the hospital's jollop (Lactulose, a sticky sickly syrup to try to soften the faeces) failed! So on day 7, I begged the nurse to give me the biggest enema possible and my wish was granted because within 15 mins of this huge soapy solution being put my bum it was like dynamite then .... I just sat on the loo and did the most offensively smelling massive poo ever accompanied by wind! I never felt so much relief but I was thankful that all that fecal waste was out of my body, that night of the enema I had to go at least 3 times to get it all out and on each visit to the loo I stunk the place up totally lol lol. Better out than in, a few days after my colour in my body returned back to normal. But it was the worst 7 days in my life.
I hope you start having a poo every day, which funnily enough is a coincidence because I need a poo now and am going to take my time and do a smelly poo!
All you have to do is DRINK PRUNE JUICE. Drink a cup a day it will make you regular. If you keep up this behavior your a dumb ass.
No, some teen just died after not going for two months. A friend sent me the link yesterday. But I don't know how to post it here. It was in Fox news.