Is it normal that i can't seem to get my ass clean when i wipe

I wipe my ass every time I go to the toilet, but most of the time I still end up with test reals in my pants. It's hard to get it all, especially as my ass is so hairy.

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  • disthing

    The only solution is to hold it in. Forever.

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  • StorminMatt

    The fact is, you can't get EVERYTHING with just a dry piece of toilet paper. I mean, if your cat/dog (if you have one) pooped on your kitchen floor, would you just wipe it up with a dry paper towel and consider it a job well done? Probably not. After wiping things up with paper towels, you would wash up the mess with some sort of cleansing product. The same is true with your butt (actually, even more so since it's not a hard surface AND it's hairy). Toilet paper just CAN'T get everything, especially if your butt is hairy. Generally speaking, the best thing to do is try to time your bowel movements with daily showering, so that you can wash yourself after going to the bathroom. If you can't shower after using the bathroom, baby wipes are a good idea.

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  • green_boogers

    Bathtub bidet bro. Soap it up and squirt it off.

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  • Tommythecat.

    Just wipe more.

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  • handsignals

    'test reals' WTF

    A: shaving cream

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  • calloway

    You need to try wiping after you go, rather than while you go.

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  • hootiemomma

    1. It's not big deal to shave your ass in the shower once or twice a week. Come on, man. Don't be gross.
    2. If you are not able to get all the waste off your body with wiping, it is most likely because you are having an "incomplete evacuation". In other words, you are constipated.
    Here is the best advice ever...go to Walgreen's or your local grocery or drug store and buy some MEDIMUCAL, drink it EVERYDAY of your LIFE. It's good for your poop and your heart and cholesterol. You will forever have complete evacuations and no more gross left over crap in your booty. But, also take the 3 to 5 minutes and shave that asshole once a month. It's just cleaner.

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    • hootiemomma

      http://www.metamucil.com/

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  • WokeUpScreamingFilmNoir

    "I wipe my ass every time I go to the toilet"

    Show off.

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  • VirgilManly

    Pretend you're Captain Kirk, Now do a better job circling Uranus in search of Klingons.

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  • Hedgehug95

    As a girl with a non hairy ass I dont think it´s normal but It cant be just you.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I think poop balls in the pants are fun

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I use a warm soapy wash cloth after the TP, and shove it up my ass with one finger. That gets it clean. Then put lotion on a finger and shove that in. If my finger comes out clean then I know I'm done. I wipe off the excess lotion and wash my hands and I'm good to go. I hate getting skid marks in my pretty panties and thongs!

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  • drummerben04

    Your right to think you aren't getting it clean. I wipe and wipe until nothings left and then I hope into the shower and clean down their with soap. You see most countries use budgets but America doesn't really for some reason. A bidget shoots jets of warm water into your area cleaning you.

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  • shitty_titties

    shave your ass,wipe downwards as upwards,swirl around Alot of girls simply go into the restroom to "clean up" if you know what I mean..dudes should learn from that yo..periodically wipe your ass if you're already going to the restroom

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  • tripw7

    They also have moist whippets now. They work well. You can get them at any drug store or big box drug area.

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    • disthing

      I don't think the whippets would be too keen.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whippet

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